I think we can officially say that Liza has graduated from immature, irresponsible girlfriend to totally creepy stalker. I'm gagging on all the extra fluff in those text messages!
Hahahahahahahahahhaah! What kind of text message is that from an adult who recently closed on an apartment? And what kind of portable phone is that? An Apple Newton?
Much as I am gagging on "I NEED TO C U, LOVER," I find myself heartened by this turn of events. Things might actually get interesting! Mary might even have to put down her coffee cup! More grist for her "technology is the devil's work" mill.
Let's just say it's not the technology at fault here, just that it's made it easier for stalkers to stalk.
I predict (spoiler alert) that after another few weeks of being stalked, Drew will hop on the next flight back to Viet Nam, and LiZa will kill a patient through her neglect of duty. End of story.
No, after Dr. Drew dumps her, I think it's Liza who will be moving on to Peace Village where she will find a new purpose in life. She will go on to win the Mother Teresa Humanitarian Award.
p.s. Wanders--comments yesterday were taking you to a place that was looking to have you sign up to have a blog once you hit publish. Seem sto be working ok today (as you can see this).
I could not get onto the blog at all yesterday, which made me lose it pretty much like Liza is losing if over Dreamboat Drew! I had the shakes! I thought my life was over! None of my texting machines and other electronic devices got through! I developed a serious case of exclamationitis! I believe the next phase of this illness will be ellipsisism! (Practically the only punctuation Moy knows besides the occasional question mark!) The whole thing has shaken me so badly, I might have to check myself into some hospital to be stabilized!!!
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Aww, Drew has finally met his Aldo. What an ego rush.
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I think we can officially say that Liza has graduated from immature, irresponsible girlfriend to totally creepy stalker. I'm gagging on all the extra fluff in those text messages!
This plot line (!) is making my brain hurt.
C U L8R!
Do adults really text stuff like that ? Is LiZa an adult?
To her question, Where R U? Hmmm, maybe he was...working!
Yay, there's still hope for Dr Drew and Jill Black!
My verification word is "rendle" which is a Worthiverse Kindle.
Hahahahahahahahahhaah! What kind of text message is that from an adult who recently closed on an apartment? And what kind of portable phone is that? An Apple Newton?
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I figured something might be wrong yesterday because I was expecting a lot of clever posts the readers of this blog. I was disappointed all day.
I can't imagine anybody stalking Dr Drew. He's as colorless and formless as a glass of water.
Much as I am gagging on "I NEED TO C U, LOVER," I find myself heartened by this turn of events. Things might actually get interesting! Mary might even have to put down her coffee cup! More grist for her "technology is the devil's work" mill.
LiZa with a Z may have to trade in her "I 'heart Mountview" coffee cup for one that says "I'LUV' Dr. Drew Cory"
Somebody throw some cold water on that woman!
Let's just say it's not the technology at fault here, just that it's made it easier for stalkers to stalk.
I predict (spoiler alert) that after another few weeks of being stalked, Drew will hop on the next flight back to Viet Nam, and LiZa will kill a patient through her neglect of duty. End of story.
Then it will be time for a pool par-tay!
Note the clever juxtaposition of the letters I , C & U.
Foreshadowing at its most subtle.
''Yes, our family name originally was Kelrast. We changed it to Colby a few years back. Why do you ask, lover?''
Just wait until she discovers his large cache of Men's Fitness under his bed. She's gonna lose it!
No, after Dr. Drew dumps her, I think it's Liza who will be moving on to Peace Village where she will find a new purpose in life. She will go on to win the Mother Teresa Humanitarian Award.
Did LiZZZZa actually type in that hyphen? "To-night?" My verification word is PRUDDI, which LiZZZZa sure ain't!
After reading that, I'm fully on board with my 6 year old (a.k.a. The Thin White Luke): Liza is a stalker.
p.s. Wanders--comments yesterday were taking you to a place that was looking to have you sign up to have a blog once you hit publish. Seem sto be working ok today (as you can see this).
I could not get onto the blog at all yesterday, which made me lose it pretty much like Liza is losing if over Dreamboat Drew! I had the shakes! I thought my life was over! None of my texting machines and other electronic devices got through! I developed a serious case of exclamationitis! I believe the next phase of this illness will be ellipsisism! (Practically the only punctuation Moy knows besides the occasional question mark!) The whole thing has shaken me so badly, I might have to check myself into some hospital to be stabilized!!!
LiZZZa - WE H8 U!
I didn't see the first panel, so I have this to add:
CUCKOO! CUCKOO!!
Hahahahaha! "Twenty texts, more or less along the same line"!? Is this a problem? Haha, I'm loving it!
This story is giving me a rash.
I'm pretty sure I've never heard anyone use Lover as a form of address. Not even between people who are, in fact, lovers.
The closest I've heard was Lovey, and only Thurston Howell III had the panache to pull that one off.
Maybe Drew is impressed by the 20 similar text messages and is writing back with his own heavily punctuated all-caps drivel. I hope so.
Mary, I often call my lover "Lover," but usually it's out of jest.
Let's hope that this storyline turns Fatal Attraction on us. "I won't be ignored, Drew!" Now, if he only had a bunny rabbit.
Perhaps a request for the jukebox, should the good folk at Charterstone approve, the ABBA song "Stalking Me, Stalking You".
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I just found your blogspot. I laughed outloud at the growing on an extra arm to text! Love it!
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