Saturday, May 7, 2011

Mary Worth 1,018

Is that the bubonic plague, or did Liza just give Drew the cooties?

Today's Full Strip

25 comments:

Pamster said...

"The kiss that sucked all daylight from the sky" also appears to have drawn a miniature badger in the shading atop Drew's nose.

Karen with a K said...

I nominate this for the least attractive, least romantic, least sexy kiss ever depicted in two dimensional art.

heydave said...

So her kiss contorts the recipient into a Rorschach test? That's great, kids. Sooooo pretty!

Elaine said...

@Karen 8:12 am - you forgot least sane female leading role. Outside of Black Swan, maybe...

Tony said...

I hope Drew will think of Liza's challenge, "My way or the highway," as (in sports terminology) a "slam dunk."

Anonymous said...

My word verification was domman....short for dominate the man? Though I'm not sure I'd really classify Drew as a man. Wow. It's "my way or the highway"..I'm going to try this on my next date and see where that lands me...jail probably.

Anonymous said...

Drew: "The exit to I-5 is right over there."

Brick said...

Did I miss Drew's "no"?

phoebes in santa fe said...

Oh, please, if Dr Drew doesn't run like a cheetah in Monday's strip, then there's truly something wrong in the world.

Emmy said...

I started reading Mary Worth a few months back, because I was intrigued by Jill's being a psychotic nut. I think that Liza is most definately worse!

If Drew doesn't drop her like a sack of rabid rats, then there is something seriously wrong with him! I'd be running full-tilt in the opposite direction!

Graham said...

The kiss that staunched a thousand whips.

Robert said...

Emmy, Jill was at least entertaining. Liza's not nearly as interesting.

Carlye said...

Drew doesn't look like he's actually participating in this kiss. If I weren't getting some lip action here, I'd think the message is coming through loud and clear.

Shmoopie said...

Been gone all day....just saw "kiss"....shudder!!!! Liza = dementor?

Vicki said...

Sure wish I could go through life telling everyone "it's my way or the highway!" Would make things soooo much easier, esp. at work, and everyone would just do as I say, lol! Awesome. Trouble is, I'm thinking LiZa's highway is prolly named "Kelrast Road" if ya' know what I mean!

Barbara Hanson said...

@Shmoopie: I thought the same. Light disappearing and soul sucking.
The dementor's kiss to a T. What next, inferi?

Chester the Dog said...

"...a sack of rabid rats" THAT made my day!

His Way or Her Way said...

What a hussy!! I thought she was going to molest him right there on the street!!

Lori

Steve_J_23 said...

At any moment, Lizzzzzzza is going to call Drew at the hospital (or his home), say "play Misty for me", and hang up. She'll then track down one of Drew's many exes, cut their hair off and threaten to throw them off a cliff. And Clint Eastwood will save the day. Naturally.

Word verification is "slutio". Is that a cross between Lizzzzzzza and a patio?

Robert said...

The Liza Colby of ALL MY CHILDREN's Pine Valley would have been far more clever at trapping Drew than the one in Santa Royale.

Imogene said...

Sunday's strip reveals some interesting things about Santa Royale: doctors and nurses at the hospital get weekends off (do they send the patients home?) and, after business hours, the bank turns into a dinner restaurant. No wonder most of the people who choose to live there are either stupid or psychotic!

djangosmom said...

umm.. I think that a 'relationship' needs to have 2 WILLING participants.

...and if I were Drew, I would be looking for that highway.

Brick said...

word verification: ambiva as in "ambivalent". Google doesn't care what happens between Drew and LiZa.

Mary said...

Why do these two express their true feelings via thought balloons? Maybe that's one of things Liza wants to work on as they "nurture being a couple."

I can't tell which one of these losers is more clueless about dating. Frankly, I don't want to know. Can we get a new story now, please?

minifigs said...

Liza seems to be hopped up on prescription meds so technically her way is the high way right now.