Yesterday, there was quite a bit of outrage from readers in our comments section when they learned that Dawn, who apparently has been attending Local University for at least eight years, declared that she had not declared a major because she had so many interests.
Today, Mary continues enabling Dawn's vapid apathy by telling her to take as much time as she needs.
Dawn, since your father is a complete nincompoop, and unable to relate to you in any way, I'm going to give you some fatherly advice: "Get your degree! College is essential, but it is an expensive speed bump in your life that you need to get over as quickly as possible. It doesn't matter what you major in. Enjoy it, but get out of there and get on with life.
"Oh, yeah, and stop wearing purple business suits."