Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Mary Worth 1,497

As John Dill accepts the fact that his deceased wife Eleanor was right when she told him that he can never do anything on his own, I want to wish everyone a happy new year. We're off to a great start in the Worthiverse.

I also want to say how much I enjoyed listening to our new Jukebox last night instead of watching the pathetic television broadcasts from Time Square. The Jukebox now streams Penthouse Radio. You can find it in the same place in the column to the right. Or you can use the player below. Happy New Year!

The Penthouse Radio

Today's Full Strip


Anonymous said...

Happy new year, Wanders! Can't wait for another year of Mary Worth and Me!

Anonymous said...

Happy New Year Wanders.

Plan A:
1) Make a cake
2) Decorate it

Plan B:
1) Have Mary come over
2) Do whatever she tells me to do

Plan C:
1) Find another hobby

Anonymous said...

On behalf of those with modest ambitions for 2013, Happy New Year John Dill.

Paul said...

Please, please tell me that John Dill's deceased wife did not look just like Mary.

heydave said...

What brutal joy! Calloo callay!

Happy new years, Worthies!

Elaine said...

@Paul - Please, please tell me that John Dill's deceased wife DID look just like Mary. Oh, how my heart is leaping with potential joy!

And - a very happy and healthy new year to you and your family, Wanders!!

Anonymous said...

John appears to be one cake-making accident away from becoming a super-villain.

--Beagle Vet

Delilah said...

Mr. Dill is wearing the funkyest pair of bifocals I've ever seen.

His voice blurb reminds me of Baldrick from the old Black Adder series. Baldrick was always saying, "I have a cunning plan..." right before everything went straight in the toilet.

This new year is getting off to a great start! Huzzah!

jp said...

I'd say that is an early entry into the 2013 Worthies in Best Panel category! Woo hoo! Happy New Year, fellow snarkers!

Anonymous said...

The excitement in John Dill's eyes is beginning to make himn resemble a Batman villian of old.

"They call me: Cakeman!"

brendancalling said...

holy shit. i love this blog.
And yes, there will be cake decorating. and meddling.

you can count on it.