This is not the first time that the genius of Mary Worth made me want to drive a nail into my skull. But if I ever did that, my head wouldn't be able to float.
I would like to extend a special invitation to all of those who have not yet signed up to become a Citizen of Santa Royale. We've been hovering around population 190 for a couple of years, and I'd love to see if we can break 200. And now is the perfect time because Mary Worth has been out of town for a few weeks, and our standards have dropped considerably. So click here to become a citizen. It's free, it's fun, and it's the proper thing to do. (Also, I don't send out junk mail or anything like that. This is just to build community.)