Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Mary Worth 1,683

Oh, Wilbur, nobody pays any attention to anything you say, so don't worry so much. You're just a buffoon of a fictional character, whose only two human qualities are that you like your daughter and love ham sandwiches.

Once again, it's fund raising week. And trust me. I'm not using the money to run off to Pax Wellness Resort and Spa.

Today's Full Strip

8 comments:

KitKat said...

Wanders, are you sure you don't want to go undercover at Pax Wellness Resort? Think of the expose' you could write!

Hmm, what will Wilbur say that Mary may not like?

"Mary, your bread has too many whole grains."

"Mary, MY balogna does not have THAT first name."

"Mary, I'm taking back 'Ask Wendy.'"

Anonymous said...

I agree with KitKat; he's going to take back 'Ask Wendy'. There have been too many complaints by the public (such that it is for that stupid column) of mindless platitudes and self-righteous pontification. It's enough already with the ham-handed advice and time for a ham sandwich!

kathyo said...

At Pax Resort it was "a healthy mid-day meal." Now it's back to just lunch. Or is Mary drinking Agua with that sandwich?

daniel pike said...

Is it me or is that a giant sperm running across Wilbur's screen.

daniel pike said...

I wonder what Wilbur was really doing at work today.

Anonymous said...

Has anybody really liked anything Wilbur has said in the past?

mrvy said...

Wilbur looks way too cheerful for someone who's about to mess with the Worthy one. Yep, he's probably taking back "Ask Wendy". Or, he knows something she doesn't know about Dr. Jeff's doings while she was at Pax. The do. May have given up on Mary and her constant refusals...

mrvy said...

Typo alert: "The do. May" should read "The doc may"