Normally, a broken branch that can fall on someone is called a "widow maker," but what do you call them if the victim is already a widow? Don't worry, it's just a rhetorical question.
Today's Full Strip
That branch appears to, at best, be something that would give you a bad bump on the head. Regardless, I don't for a moment believe that it could even put the slightest dent in Mary's hair helmet.
Really... purple walking shoes that match your short outfit, Mary? Anyway, I agree with TimP about the protection certainly afforded Mary by her hair helmet. It would take a lot more than that little branch to do some real damage there. I wonder if Mary is starting to think she's living on borrowed time: first she averts getting killed by the NY mugger, then avoids getting run over by a NY cab and now this!
Forget the racetrack, Vegas is calling.
Uncle Joe must have been thrilled with this strip. THUD! WHOA! YEAH!W-WHAT? Too bad no What Th'? or POW!Sandi Ego: watch this space for further developments.
There was a marathon today of the original Batman TV series. The Purple Walker could have been a special guest villain."Holy Widow-maker, Batman!"Thud! Whoa! Yeah!
Who knew they made orthopedic walking shoes in purple!
Suddenly her sixty-something companion has been replaced by JOEY LAWRENCE! Just another day at the office for this kid.
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