Thursday, June 11, 2015

Mary Worth 2074

"Hey, come on! How come you keep bringing up the past? Let's forget about how I dragged your heart through the dirt, drove you out of my life and across the country, killed your career, and set you on a personal journey of peace and discovery that didn't include me, allowing you to spend eight years healing and finding your own truth. I want you now, and I will have you! Would you like some toast?"

Today's strip

9 comments:

KitKat said...

At the rate Adam is aging, one of those future possibilities will be a cozy apartment for these lovebirds at Somerset.

Anonymous said...

*SNARKFAIRY*: He opens the bread sandwich to reveal wedding rings, and a prearranged Justice of the Peace leaps from the bushes. And by engagement ring I mean handcuffs. And by Justice of the Peace I mean hired Estonian thugs skilled in kidnapping and human trafficking.

Anonymous said...

Adam seems very unsure of what the "future possibilities" actually are. I swear he's reading from cue cards.

r u ok? said...

Wanders - you could add "Open your Heart" by Madonna too (which includes the lyrics "open your heart to me.") Adam can have a whole conversation by speaking song titles and lyrics only.

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous,

Good one!

:o)

DWET said...

Karate CHOP!
Judo FLIP!
Gag me with a spoon, like totally!

Eev from Italy said...

I wanted to say, "if this storyline ends up with Terry refusing him, I will be genuinely impressed".
And then I realized, THAT'S how low my expectations are for this strip. Jeepers.

Anonymous said...

I see it's a finger sandwich.

KitKat said...

Friday

Whoever said "Two heads are better than one" didn't see today's second panel.