"Ian, now that we're back together, let's walk back and forth in front of Mary's window, so she can see that everything is okay for us AS INDIVIDUALS."
..."Because neither of them can be their BEST SELVES without the other. Toby can't be a great artist without the security of Ian's income, and Ian can't be a pretentious blowhard with a trophy wife without Toby's presence."
One one week of Toby/Ian apologies, another week of Mary's victory laps. It's just nonstop inaction here in the Worthiverse. Of course, there's potential drama if Mary dislocates her shoulder while patting herself on the back.
Mary's going for the gold in the "Most Insufferable" competition. And, on the wall behind here, an enlargement of the first five dollar bill Dear Old Jack gave her.
I wonder if Toby's short shorts played a role in her reconciliation with Chinbeard.
Ladies! Having trouble in your marriage? Just listen to Mary's advice:
If you get upset because your husband is a thoughtless, inconsiderate, selfish, male chauvinistic jerk who expects you to stay home and prepare meals for him, just apologize to him for your own inadequacies and he'll forgive you and take you for a romantic stroll down the sidewalk outside your own condo!
You are absolutely right, RockDoc! And don't forget about the wilted flowers Ian has had all along. That had to be the charming little bit that sealed the deal.
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..."Because neither of them can be their BEST SELVES without the other. Toby can't be a great artist without the security of Ian's income, and Ian can't be a pretentious blowhard with a trophy wife without Toby's presence."
One one week of Toby/Ian apologies, another week of Mary's victory laps. It's just nonstop inaction here in the Worthiverse. Of course, there's potential drama if Mary dislocates her shoulder while patting herself on the back.
Mary's going for the gold in the "Most Insufferable" competition. And, on the wall behind here, an enlargement of the first five dollar bill Dear Old Jack gave her.
I wonder if Toby's short shorts played a role in her reconciliation with Chinbeard.
Ladies! Having trouble in your marriage? Just listen to Mary's advice:
If you get upset because your husband is a thoughtless, inconsiderate, selfish, male chauvinistic jerk who expects you to stay home and prepare meals for him, just apologize to him for your own inadequacies and he'll forgive you and take you for a romantic stroll down the sidewalk outside your own condo!
You are absolutely right, RockDoc! And don't forget about the wilted flowers Ian has had all along. That had to be the charming little bit that sealed the deal.
Toby's shirt seems to have miraculously changed colors in the 3rd slide. It's amazing what love combined with Mary's excessive staring can do.
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