Wednesday, March 9, 2016

Mary Worth 2265

Wait, Jeff... she said good conversation. Please don't ask her about New York!

Today's full strip

13 comments:

Yahoonski said...

Jeff is basically suggesting that Mary talk with her mouth full, a prospect so revolting that his chest hair has retreated back under his shirt.

Downpuppy said...

Mary looks stoned out of her gourd.

It's a good look for her.

fauxprof said...

Good dinner? You're at the Bum Boat. Good conversation? You're Mary and Jeff. Sorry, folks, total fail on those expectations.

carlnepa said...

Mary morphs into Betty White in P2.

KitKat said...

Mary never asks Jeff about his children (we all remember Dr. Adrian and Dr. Drew, right?). Jeff never mentions them either. Mary has beaten Jeff into such a poor state, he's forgotten he even has children. However, he does remember Olive, whom he probably never actually met.

Delilah said...

Curses! Looks like the fish table is already taken. Sorry Dr. Jeff!

RockDoc said...

Oh joy, we get to look forward to several weeks of Mary relating her experiences in NYC to Dr. Jeff over a dinner of formless beige material at the Bum Boat! Bring on the floating heads of Olive, John Dill, Olive's parents, the optimistic street bum, the texting cabby, and the guy who fell on the ice! Bring on the stories of Mary's traditional cooking! Bring on Mary's guiding philosophy of how life is like a skating rink! I can't wait to see Dr. Jeff's level of interest in all of these stories!

LouiseF said...

This Bum Boat scenario is really a transition, but the past three months have felt as if THEY were a transition, with LITTLE action. I wait with bated breath to see what story will emerge here...A nearby diner with exquisite table manners? A rollicking tale of fundraising for the unfortunate by Dr. Jeff? Wait staff with high priced prescriptions that they are waiting tables to pay for? Mary declaring she will tip in cash instead of putting the tip on her credit card? Can't wait....

Anonymous said...

Is it just me, or is Dr. Jeff looking more and more like Sen. Lindsey Graham these days?

Anonymous said...

Mary: Well my trip started with driving myself to the airport and parking . . . OH CRAP, MY CAR IS STILL AT THE AIRPORT!

Petunia said...

Dr. Jeff really ought to see a doctor about his ever-changing eye color.

MaryWorthRemixer said...

Just wait until they're eating: "I love the Bum Boat, because it has the really tiny silverware that I insist that EVERYONE use in my presence, no matter how awkward it is to hold! TEE HEE"

Dawn Weston's Evil Twin said...

"You can tell me about your trip as we eat!" Now, there's a surprise! I didn't see that one coming!