Thursday, March 17, 2016

Mary Worth 2269

If my new doctor didn't have pupils in her eyes, I'd find another doctor.

Today's full strip

12 comments:

fauxprof said...

Perhaps the guy throwing up over the railing is the next customer for both f them.

Limber Joe said...

Speaking of the guy heaving over the railing; Why do I find myself humming the Texaco Star commercial?

Nance said...

KM is trying really hard to add a Teacher Backstory to MW's credentials.

I'm trying really hard to Wait Out An Actual Story in this strip.

meg said...

Next "plot": Mary gets a job teaching at Santa Royale's Alternative High School. There's nothing like a vain, smug, platitude-spouting ancient crone to inspire a bunch of alienated unmotivated youth. The semester will culminate with a production of West Side Story.

Chester the Dog said...

Soon the gulls are going to break out singing "Mary Worthhhhhhhhhh!"

KitKat said...

Uh oh, that poor schnook at the railing really IS in Mary's hand. Jump, mister! It's your only chance to escape!

"I'm Dr. Worth...at your service!" reminded me of the "Dr. Mary" episode of "Frasier":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzhrCg9To14

Yahoonski said...

Maybe Dr. Jeff is a tree surgeon, because he certainly is a sap.

Chin Napkin Groupie said...

That is one rigid digit. Ouch!

LouiseF said...

What? No St. Patrick's Day reference?! I would have at least appreciated Ian Cameron showing up on the boardwalk wearing his green astroturf jacket and humming "When Irish Eyes are Smiling"

Anonymous said...

The guy at the railing is wearing some very, very form-fitting pants.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous @2:56... thank you bringing that up.... I was hoping someone would comment about that in a delicate manner.

Anonymous said...

Is Jeff a proctologist?