Friday, April 8, 2016

Mary Worth 2291

This isn't one of those hoiyt-toiyty universities where everyone is formal in a suit and tie all the time. I mean, I wouldn't lecture my class wearing a tie and sweater vest under my suit jacket. Oh wait, yes I would. But this is YOGA! And we wear our jammies!

Today's full strip

13 comments:

KitKat said...

Not to be boastful (well, just a bit), yesterday I commented, "If the professor tells Dawn 'Please call me Harlan,' there could be a Title IX tale in the offing." I concede that the Title IX part could be incorrect because KM is likely clueless about harassment. She may be rolling out what she regards as a romantic tale wherein Dawn finds true love. KM's attitude is that the answer for every woman's problem is a man. She might even believe in that old saw that girls go to college to get an Mrs. degree.

Nance said...

Something is Terribly Wrong with Green Yoga Guy. Does he have three legs, or ... what?

fauxprof said...

Harlan and his dialogue grow creepier every day. Dawn has cankles but compensates with extremely sharp knees. Green yoga guy is an escapee from some sort of institution. Purple yoga guy is dead. And the floor is shiny. So, sooooo shiny.

Shmoopie said...

This story is off the scale creepy.
But the blog - I love the blog so much I want to marry it :-)
You guys make my day every morning!

Anonymous said...

Green Yoga Guy has to go tee tee

Toots McGee said...

Green Yoga Guy is performing a difficult pose, bending his legs back into his pelvis while stuffing his hands into the legs of his yoga pants.

LisaM said...

Ew ew ew, this is not okay! Is the fact that he is only a substitute art history teacher supposed to make it okay? Did Mary Worth in her all-knowing knowingness foresee this as Dawn's path? No Mary Worth, no.

Chin Napkin Groupie said...

Nice yoga pants, Dawn.

Anonymous said...

Green Yoga Guy appears to have suffered a dislocation of somekind - hip? knee? And Haran is wearing some darned inspiring yoga pants. One pantleg is about knee-length, while the other is way up there! I've been thinking of taking up yoga - I've heard that it is a good form of exercise- but I'm not sure that I have the right attire.

Anonymous said...

Harlan, please put your long pants back on. Those have got to be the ugliest man legs ever. Actually, your arms aren't much better. Where's your green suit?

QuakerJohn said...

I'm hoping with all my heart that we are heading towards Toby/Ian (May/December) ver2.0.

Sandi Ego said...

I, for one, cannot wait to see how Mr. Giella draws people in yoga poses. Sadly, we'll probably skip ahead to a post-workout smoothie at Health Cafe.

Petunia said...

What is wrong with Harlan's legs??!?!?!?! They look like they have no bones. Or is he really Mr. Fantastic in disguise?