Thursday, June 16, 2016

Mary Worth 2341

"...In fact, I'm doing yoga right now. This pose is called Drinking Straw."

Today's full strip


Nance said...

Is Dawn summoning the Charterstone pool boy? "Excuse me, Domingo, my ice has melted."

Sharon said...

Given the positioning of Dawn's fingers, I'm not sure how she'll manage to convey that glass to her tiny head.

fauxprof said...

Ummm, just where is Dawn's elbow hinged? Does that have anything to do with her dislocated neck? It all may be due to Yoga with an unqualified instructor. In fact, I'm pretty sure Harlan is an unqualified Art History instructor as well.

KitKat said...

"It's best to strive for balance in all things. My beverages of choice are a fine example, dear. Today I'm guzzling gin, but tomorrow I'll be tossing back vodka."

Is the pointing finger an integral part of Dawn's position? Is the strain involved making her neck stretch like that? It looks like her head is about to pop off.

As usual, @fauxprof has zeroed in on Harlan's lack of qualifications. This makes him a perfect catch for Dawn, who has been pursuing an undergraduate degree for at least 13 years.

Anonymous said...

Oh, man, you folks crack me up!

fauxprof said...


Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

KitKat said...

Dawn's additional classes for next semester:

The Economics of Freeloading Off Your Parent(s) for Life

The Philosophy of Ignorance and Making It Work for You

Time Mismanagement Techniques

Anonymous said...

Ethics and Boundaries of Professional Friendships at Universities

The Art of Leonardo da Vinci - Advanced Topics

Leisure Time Diversification Strategies

Maxwell Bacon said...

Mary: "Have your GRADES been affected by the recent drama you've gone through?"

Dawn: "Why, yes, Mary, of course! My 'friendship' with Harlan has ensured me an easy A! I won't even have to study! And all in spite of those mean bullies suggesting that I was hanging out with Harlan to get a better grade without studying. ... With my new system, I think I might graduate by 2056!"