Well, I guess that means Tina won't be invited to the intervention. So, then, Mary, Iris, Mr. Allora, Wilbur (if he's back) and maybe Jerry? No one else has interacted with Tommy except clueless doctors and overworked pharmacists.
Iris: Tommy! Tina's on the phone for you! Tommy: Tina who? Iris: Well, let's see, you've gotten these calls, Who called first, What called second, I Don't Know called third... Tommy: That's what I want to find out. Who called first? Iris: Yes. Tommy: I don't even know what I'm talking about!! Iris: Oh Tommy, have you taken too many medicines!? Give mommy a hug...
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Well, I guess that means Tina won't be invited to the intervention. So, then, Mary, Iris, Mr. Allora, Wilbur (if he's back) and maybe Jerry? No one else has interacted with Tommy except clueless doctors and overworked pharmacists.
Tell Tina I have a new girlfriend. I call her Vic for short.
In a few days when Iris tries to open Tommy's door, 317 empty Vicodin bottles will greet her.
Iris: Tommy! Tina's on the phone for you!
Tommy: Tina who?
Iris: Well, let's see, you've gotten these calls, Who called first, What called second, I Don't Know called third...
Tommy: That's what I want to find out. Who called first?
Iris: Yes.
Tommy: I don't even know what I'm talking about!!
Iris: Oh Tommy, have you taken too many medicines!? Give mommy a hug...
Tommy sez: Tina who? Tina, meth? Or Tina from work? Cuz I'm only interested in the first one, Ma!
Sigh! That Tommy, such a winner! He'll be just perfect for ... DAWN!
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