If you want to give me a gift, don't give me a book - unless it is a collection of Mary Worth cartoons (thanks Toots McGee). When I get a book as a gift, it feels like a homework assignment. I don't get a lot of reading time, so I make sure to get a book I'll love, and if I don't like it, I stop reading it. Now, we all know Iris is talking about the Bible, so that's a little bit different, but I've never heard anyone refer to the Bible so coyly as "a book," unless they were about to give you one. So, if you'd like a free book, here's one.