You know what is really great for an attitude adjustment? Vicodin.
"Blah blah bench" - bingo, Wanders! How many days have Iris and Mary mouthed the same cliches? If we're still on this bench tomorrow, our attitude will be "homicidal."June needs to expand Mary's earring inventory. How about big dangling hoops that will catch on a branch during a power walk? I'd like to see that, er that.
Wilbur eating a sandwich would be more edifying. And Mary's facelift is beyond unsettling.
Wha...??? No pool party? Just more of this boring blather? What a rip-off!!!
I wonder what's next? Mary summarizing this to Toby, and then Iris summarizing it to Wilbur, and Wilbur to Dawn... It may never end.
I think the new Mary is some kind of succubus. Mrs. Tommy's Mom keeps looking older and Mary younger the more time they spend together.
I want my summer back Moy. This crappy story started 4 months ago. You should be ashamed of yourself. We are all much dumber because of you.
You know what else makes a world of difference? EYEBALLS!!!
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