All I want to know is why we never got to see these romantic, intimate moments between Iris and Wilbur. Surely they had them, and I think they would have been far more interesting.
I don't think there is enough room for all of Zak's planned "compliments" in that little Fiat.
She yattered on about how she was dressed before the concert, all through the concert, after the concert, and now during what should be a makeout session. Give it a rest, Iris, unless you're going for the championship of most boring whiny woman in Santa Royale!
Oh no! I don't want to see Wilbur intimate with anyone ever. Please Brigmans, don't do it.
Okay, I'm creeped out by (1) Zak rubbing his hand against Iris's cheek and (2) the peculiar pattern of his stubble. I'm hoping Iris invites Zak into her apartment...for coffee and spiritual reading with Tommy.
SMACKDOWN!Worth v BeedieGray Power versus Blonde Ambition A Century of Boring versus a Loooonnnnngggg Evening of WhiningCan the Crone take the CougarWill the Tommy Mommy defeat the Unofficial ManagerWait! Here's a potential tiebreaker!Their seconds have arrived.In the biddie's corner, it's Dr. Jeff, the most boring man in Santa RoyalsIn the cradle-robber's corner, it's Wilbur Weston, the least interesting man in the world.It's gonna be a long night folks, so pop that corn and put your feet up.
An apropos panel today!Fiat: Fix It Again, Tony Iris: Irritation Repeatedly In SequenceZak: Zero Appeal...K'mon Man!
Seinfeld episode "The Stand In."You all know the line I'm thinking of....
Rule in life: Better to be overdressed than underdressed, especially when you are a bit older.
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