"I broke Zak's heart, so he broke my back. Call a doctor."
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "Finally! Mary Gets To Meddle"That...Iris!Happened?Okay?!
Mary is horning in on the Happy Hobo's territory. HH should have trademarked "Are you OK?" I do miss the shopping cart full of recyclables, though. It added a welcome je ne sais quoi.Unless Iris stopped at home to change clothes before buzzing Mary, this is not happening on Smooch Whoa Day.
Iris show up at your door haggard, distraught, and ugly-crying. No, Mary, she is demonstrably NOT okay!
In the first panel, the set-up box says, "WHEN MARY'S DOORBELL RINGS . . ." Right under that, it says, "BUZZ! BUZZ!."So Mary has a bell that buzzes. More Mary Magic!
HAiku for IrisI was kissed by Zak/ I was trying to break up/ Now I am confused
"Oh, Mary, he had kisses sweeter than wine."
What do Old Mustard Breath's kisses taste like, Iris?
BUZZ, BUZZ - what comes to my mind are John Belushi, Garret Morris and Dan Ackroyd in their killer bee costumes!
Mary is the perfect person to go crying to when you need a rhetorical wet blanket thrown over your sexual desire.
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