Monday, February 13, 2017

Mary Worth 2518

"I broke Zak's heart, so he broke my back. Call a doctor."

10 comments:

Nance said...

Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "Finally! Mary Gets To Meddle"

That...Iris!
Happened?
Okay?!

KitKat said...

Mary is horning in on the Happy Hobo's territory. HH should have trademarked "Are you OK?" I do miss the shopping cart full of recyclables, though. It added a welcome je ne sais quoi.

Unless Iris stopped at home to change clothes before buzzing Mary, this is not happening on Smooch Whoa Day.

fauxprof said...

Iris show up at your door haggard, distraught, and ugly-crying. No, Mary, she is demonstrably NOT okay!

Smarmy McWorthface said...


In the first panel, the set-up box says, "WHEN MARY'S DOORBELL RINGS . . ." Right under that, it says, "BUZZ! BUZZ!."

So Mary has a bell that buzzes. More Mary Magic!

viscosity said...

HAiku for Iris

I was kissed by Zak/ I was trying to break up/ Now I am confused

Yahoonski said...

"Oh, Mary, he had kisses sweeter than wine."

meg said...

What do Old Mustard Breath's kisses taste like, Iris?

Shmoopie said...

BUZZ, BUZZ - what comes to my mind are John Belushi, Garret Morris and Dan Ackroyd in their killer bee costumes!

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justaguy02 said...

Mary is the perfect person to go crying to when you need a rhetorical wet blanket thrown over your sexual desire.