Saturday, February 18, 2017

Mary Worth 2522

It sure was devastating when Zak broke up with Iris.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

My suggestion is Bible study, you harlot. Start with Ezekiel 23:19-20 , then move on to 2 Kings 2:23.

Anonymous said...


Is Mary not wearing pants? Is she about to suggest . . .

Whoa.

Yahoonski said...

First, I suggest you wipe that gunk off your cheeks. Then perhaps you should make a list of the pros and cons regarding Zak.

KitKat said...

"Come with me to bingo at the Santa Royale Elks Lodge, Iris. I bet you'll find a gentleman closer to your age in no time! That's how I met Jeff."

Nance said...

Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "Someone Needs To Grow Up And Remember She Was Already Sixteen At Least Seventeen Years Ago".

Feel so much!
Feel...Zak!
Will. Suggestion?
Tell--broken!

KitKat said...

Nance at 2:24 PM, your Boldface Haiku titles are jewels! I love them.

Nance said...

SUNDAY

Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "Ibid".

Sorry: Zak. Deserve happy.
Had! Had let go!
All think of him!
Lift heartbreak...help else.
Difference else's!



@KitKat--Thank you so much.

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meg said...

Anonymous- I, for one, am embarrassed and annoyed by your frequent posting of rambling and unfunny double entendres. This is a Family Friendly blog,

KitKat said...

1. Thank you, Meg at 12:14 PM. I agree!

2. Before Iris met Zak, she was obsessed with managing her adult son's life. Now she seems to have forgotten that Tommy exists. Maybe Mary will suggest volunteering at Mountain View Hospital, picking up the slack from Mary herself, who is too busy being Wendy.

fauxprof said...

Hooray, meg and KitKat. This blog is a safe place. There is no place here for toxicity.

Anonymous said...

Meg, KitKat, fauxprof - sorry to say that we may not have seen the last of "that" anonymous (it's not me - I swear). As we all know, you can't fix stupid.

Dawn Weston's Evil Twin said...

Sunday's strip ends with Mary saying, "Look for a way to make a DIFFERENCE in someone ELSE'S life!"

Monday's strip will begin with Mary Worth saying, "Off to the kitchen sink with you! I whipped up a batch of chicken salad appetizers for the Camerons earlier, and there are LOADS of dishes to be washed! Now get to it!"