One blue plate special at New Diner, and one weighty platitude from Mommy, and Tommy starts comparing himself to Jesus. Jesus also walked on water, but I'm not quite sure you're there yet, Thomas.
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "Iris Gets A Pass On Her Absentee Mothering Because God Has Her Back".Haven't yet.Sorry...hard time.Isn't. Worth stay course.Jesus, tempted. He : I.
Didn't Jesus change bread into Vicodin? Or am I thinking about something else?-- S. McW.
Vicodin: Tommy...Tommy...I am calling your name.....
Iris sez, "I didn't give in to my urges, so you better not give in to yours!"What path is Tommy on? He just sits around at home, jobless. Now, instead of playing video games and surfing the 'net, he reads the bible. Some improvement, perhaps, but I'd like to see more. I'd like to see Tommy chatting up Dawn at one of those famous Charterstone pool parties (hint, hint).
Absent Mommy, Doubting Tommy,Key Lime Pie is Nommy NommyLet the Lenten reflections begin.
Wanders, your comment and secret message are both spot-on and hilarious.Picking up from DWET today, what path is Iris on? What degree/program is she pursuing? She seems to be taking random classes and had time to squeeze in a flirtation. She tosses platitudes at Tommy and treats him like a child, with no expectations or responsibilities. (My Beedie Rant of the Day)
Iris is an insult to all the non-traditional students out there, most of whom are working full time while they pursue a degree. And she's not doing much for motherhood, either.
One hopes that Ian Cameron takes a dim view of the Beedles. I want him to "weigh" in.
When will we be done with the Tweedle-Beedies? I'm feeling a strong urge for Vicodin myself.
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