Thursday, March 2, 2017

Mary Worth 2531

One blue plate special at New Diner, and one weighty platitude from Mommy, and Tommy starts comparing himself to Jesus. Jesus also walked on water, but I'm not quite sure you're there yet, Thomas.

9 comments:

Nance said...

Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "Iris Gets A Pass On Her Absentee Mothering Because God Has Her Back".

Haven't yet.
Sorry...hard time.
Isn't. Worth stay course.
Jesus, tempted. He : I.

Anonymous said...


Didn't Jesus change bread into Vicodin? Or am I thinking about something else?

-- S. McW.

Chester the Dog said...

Vicodin: Tommy...Tommy...I am calling your name.....

Dawn Weston's Evil Twin said...

Iris sez, "I didn't give in to my urges, so you better not give in to yours!"

What path is Tommy on? He just sits around at home, jobless. Now, instead of playing video games and surfing the 'net, he reads the bible. Some improvement, perhaps, but I'd like to see more. I'd like to see Tommy chatting up Dawn at one of those famous Charterstone pool parties (hint, hint).

Sandi Ego said...

Absent Mommy, Doubting Tommy,
Key Lime Pie is Nommy Nommy
Let the Lenten reflections begin.

KitKat said...

Wanders, your comment and secret message are both spot-on and hilarious.

Picking up from DWET today, what path is Iris on? What degree/program is she pursuing? She seems to be taking random classes and had time to squeeze in a flirtation. She tosses platitudes at Tommy and treats him like a child, with no expectations or responsibilities. (My Beedie Rant of the Day)

fauxprof said...

Iris is an insult to all the non-traditional students out there, most of whom are working full time while they pursue a degree. And she's not doing much for motherhood, either.

Anonymous said...

One hopes that Ian Cameron takes a dim view of the Beedles. I want him to "weigh" in.

Delilah said...

When will we be done with the Tweedle-Beedies? I'm feeling a strong urge for Vicodin myself.