Thursday, March 23, 2017

Mary Worth 2544

Wait... that's it? I found a good deal, you sure know how to pick 'em? Let the comedy hijinks commence as Mary and Toby embark on the cheapest cruise inside the Bermuda Triangle. Maybe the ship will break down and they'll be stranded without air conditioning or running water. Maybe they'll get kidnapped at their first port of call. Maybe they'll eat bad shrimp and spend the entire cruise throwing up... or perhaps that will just be us.

13 comments:

Nance said...

Is Mary...melting in that panel? Yikes.

Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "Thank Goodness It's Not An Alaskan Cruise; We're Already Experts In All Things Glacial".

Good deal, this!
Great pick!
Jeff told?
Enjoy will!

fauxprof said...

As to the eating something injudicious and throwing up for 36 hours, been there, done that. (Sorry, TMI.). But I think the storyline will be about a smooth-talking gigolo who will try to romance one of the ladies. I'm hoping it's Mary, with Toby offering cautionary advice.

KitKat said...

Good old devil-may-care Mary, looking at Toby instead of the laptop. "Mary, I found us a good deal on a Caribbean cruise! By the way, what does 'steerage' mean?"

@fauxprof at 8;25 AM, how about a smooth-talking gigolo who will romance both Toby and Mary? Now that could be intriguing, except KM would find a way to make it dull as dishwater and as colorless as Splak.

r u ok? said...

Maybe this is the cruise ship:

http://tinyurl.com/kz9e4fv

Chester the Dog said...

@ r u ok? Thats one fine ship!

Chester the Dog said...

Or maybe they are going on THE LOVE BOAT, where they will be forced to share a room with Charo and Ethel Merman!

Darth Curt said...

@ Chester the Dog You just made my day! Cuchi Cuchi!

KitKat said...

A shout out to @Darth Curt and @Chester the Dog for referencing Charo! I see that her Twitter handle is @CharoCuchiCuchi.

Speaking of Charo, maybe a Xavier Cugat tribute band will be providing entertainment on Mary and Toby's cruise.

TimP said...

Maybe it's just because I've only ever lived in the eastern half of this country, but it seems to me that if I lived on the West Coast, I would not be interested in the five hour flight (assuming you could find a direct flight) to wherever the cruise ship is departing from to get to the Carribean.

Dawn Weston's Evil Twin said...

Call me easily entertained, but I'd be happy with a couple of weeks of Mary and Toby sitting on deck chairs and doling out unsolicited "advice" to a variety of other passengers--especially if one of them is as brilliant as Agitated Aggie from Pax Wellness Resort was!

Anonymous said...

Someone posted the other day, that Toby looked like Emma Stone. Today, I'd say a lot more like Mr. Bill.....

Sharon said...

@Anonymous -- Oh, noooooooooooo!

Yahoonski said...

Are you folks aware that Charo is currently a contestant on Dancing with the Stars?