Saturday, July 22, 2017

Mary Worth 2647

Oh, come on Mary, adulting is easy. For one thing, you can buy candy whenever you want.


fauxprof said...

Wow, what did Dawn do to deserve that? Sure, she's feckless and immature, but Mary reallly slammed her in panel two. Maybe she resents the way Dawn has stayed 19 for about thirty years. Of course, Mary has held to about 65 when she should be at least 170.

Anonymous said...

'We're all trying, dear. Some of us have a longer way to go.' Ha ha, Mary is throwing some subtle, slightly catty shade at Dawn.

Also, I guess the fact that Dawn is going to work in a nondescript blouse and skirt is fairly noteworthy. What did she wear to her last job, a pair of sweatpants and a tee shirt?

-- Scottie McW.

Nance said...

Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "Mary Calls Them As She Sees Them: A Panel Two Smackdown".

Look...Actions: truth.
All. Longer, others.

KitKat said...

Not only are Mary's words slapping down Dawn, she's handing Dawn that rose in optimal thorn position. Today's lesson in adulting: avoid bleeding on your clothes, especially when you're on the way to your job.

Hilarious secret message today, Wanders!

Chine Napkin Groupie said...

Wow,Mary. What did Dawn do to deserve the snark? After all,she says she's trying. Very unnfair coming from someone who has been adulting for nearly a century. What's next, Mary telling Wilbur he needs to lose weight and telling Jeff that he has bad breath and hygene issues?

Michael McCullough said...

Perhaps Dawn, Mary, Katie and Evil Esme need a week (three months in MW time) to relax at Retreat with special guests Aggie and Miss Tummy Brain?