Thursday, January 4, 2018

Mary Worth 2782

There's no 'maybe' about it. You of all people should be much more certain than that.

Meanwhile, here in the Northeast, my snow blower won't start. That's my day. Everyone stay warm.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...


Well, we've quickly gone from Wilbur's smug arrogance to his pathetic self-pity. I vote for the latter as the lesser of two annoyances.

Guess Wilbur's free to have dinner with Dawn now, unless those eleven muffins he just scarfed down ruined his appetite.

-- Scottie McW.

Anonymous said...

If anyone reads Comics Curmudgeon, there is an epic comment today. Comment 17. Posted by someone using the name Charterstoned:

MW: Wilbur suddenly channels Harry Belafonte and bursts into anguished song:

May-o, May-o
Iris gone and me wan’ go home
May, me say may, me say may, me say may,
Me say may, me say may-o
Iris gone and me wan’ go home

Left her once, but me changed me mind
Iris gone and me wan’ go home
Come back home and look what I find
Iris gone and me wan’ go home

Come, Meddlin’ Mary Worth, meddle me a woman
Iris gone and me wan’ go home
Come, Meddlin’ Mary Worth, meddle me a woman
Iris gone and me wan’ go home

Five feet, two inch, big honey bunch
Iris gone and me wan’ go home
Six foot, seven foot, like to eat lunch
Iris gone and me wan’ go home

May-o, May-o
Iris gone and me wan’ go home
May, me say may, me say may, me say may,
Me say may, me say may-o
Iris gone and me wan’ go home

A sweet honey bunch like ripe Fabiana
Iris gone and me wan’ go home
Don’t really care, just as long as she wanna
Iris gone and me wan’ go home

May-o, May-o
Iris gone and me wan’ go home
May, me say may, me say may, me say may,
Me say may, me say may-o
Iris gone and me wan’ go home

Delilah said...

Today’s panel finds Mary and Wilbur in a slouching contest. *tsk* I can only imagine what my 5th grade gym teacher, Mrs. Neal, would have to say about that.

Darth Curt said...

I was hoping to find a doozy of a Haiku title today with the combination of bolded words "Doomed without Wilbur" in the strip today.

Hopefully tomorrow. I love the Haiku titles!

Dave in Parma said...

"I thought love was only true in fairytales.
Meant for someone else but not for me.
Love was out to get me (doom-da-da-doom)
That's the way it seemed (da-doom-da-da-doom)
Disappointment haunted all my dreams."

Come on Mary--stop telling him what he wants to hear, give him a dose of reality. Yes Wilbur, you are doomed.