Tuesday, June 12, 2018

Mary Worth 2905

I love Brandy's Santa Royale accent! "Our customers are a nice crowd." Spoken like a true Santa Royalean.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...


It would be funny if Tommy's car looks just like Medical Assistant Jared's car. Tommy must have already smuggled his stolen cans out to the trunk.

Nice employee accommodations Freda's has. Workers don't even get their own personal hook. Just hang up your dirty apron anywhere and pick out another dirty one tomorrow. Maybe even the same one, if you're lucky.

-- Scottie McW,

KitKat said...

Brandy's attempt to cut off Tommy with her "Look at the TIME!" failed. She'll have to haul out "I have to wash my hair" to put him off when he drives her home (if he gets that far). And speaking of hair, Tommy's ugly mop would put anyone off - yuck.

Nance said...

Today's Boldface Haiku is titled

"Run, Brandy, Run!".

Hey!
Pretty good! Nice crowd.
Time! Hurry, 9:10 bus!
Ride! Late!

fauxprof said...

Toby, Iris, and Tommy all share the same odd hair color. It’s not blond, or red, or even strawberry blond. In the crayola box, I believe the color was called “yellow-orange”, and I defy any real-life beautician to come up with that in a salon.

Vince said...

Nance, that is the perfect title for today's haiku.

Where did Tommy get the money to buy a car?

TimP said...

I don't want to judge someone on their looks but lemme just say that there is a lot of weirdness going on with Brandy's left ear lobe.

Regina Wolfe-Parks said...

Wanders you need to add Brandy to the Charterstone jukebox. “Tommy says Brandy, you’re a fine girl/what a good wife you would be/but my life, my love, my lady are the cans in ailse C”

Yahoonski said...

There's been a lot of criticism here about Tommy's hair. Personally, I would love to have a thick mane like that again. Sigh. Then again, I haven't yet reached the comb-over stage, like a certain someone we know.

Anonymous said...

Brandy doesn't seem to mind that Tommy has approached her in the ladies room.

Regina Wolfe-Parks said...

The Comics Curmudgeon had the evolution of Tommy Boy’s hair a while back. Tommy started out with a bad ponytail where he looked like a girl having a bad hair day. He was a brunette then. He then started wearing a 1970s shag that looked like Farrah Fawcett after a typhoon. He was brunette then too. The.he wanted to be his mother’s twin so he dyed his hair blonde and went to her hairdresser and said “I
want the Iris”. I think the next Tommy hair incarnation will be a hipster man bun.

Nance said...

@KitKat--My thoughts exactly with Brandy's responses in Panel Two.

@Vince--Thank you! I'm concerned that my !/1 key is getting worn out.

@Yahoonski--I agree with you. My husband is a LongHair. My only real objection to Tommy's hair as it is now is that it is uncomfortably similar to his mother's in every way.

Chin Napkin Groupie said...

Please wake me when this is over. I just can't take another five month Tommy, Iris story. KM is a sadist.

Chester the Dog said...

Who can resist Tommy? I bet the girls of SR chase him down the street wherever he goes!

DWET said...

Tommy = Hottie!

Anonymous said...

New plot = so much promise!
A week later ... so many yawns!

Anonymous said...

Are we going to see Wilbur pick up some bread, ham and a jar of mayo only to drop them and run out of the store when he sees Tommy?

Ian Cameron, PhD said...

Uh oh, her name is Brandy. That doesn’t mix well with Vicodin.

lmjb1964 said...

Doesn't giving someone a ride home usually involve getting in a car? How far away did Tommy have to park?