Friday, July 20, 2018

Mary Worth 2926

When you break up with someone, Tommy, you have to open your mouth and actually say words. You can't just think it and expect her to read your mind.

13 comments:

fauxprof said...

Tommy and Brandy are about to be beamed up by an alien spacecraft. Unfortunately, the aliens decide not to keep them.

KitKat said...

OMG, Brandy and Tommy are being abducted by aliens!! We haven’t had that plot line before! Not only that, in panel 2, focus on Brandy’s hand - she’s transforming into a werewolf! KM is taking the strip in an entirely new direction!

Tomorrow: Tommy and Brandy get a flat tire and seek help as the eerie mansion of Dr. Frank-N-Furter.

KitKat said...

1. Great minds think alike, right, @fauxprof?

2. Make that “at the mansion...”

Chester the Dog said...
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Chester the Dog said...

Tommy will have to quit his job...again, because he can't be in the same aisle as Brandy.

Anonymous said...


“It is a far, far better thing that I do than I have ever done."

The self-martyrdom of the most noble St. Tommy of Santa Royale.

[wretch]

-- Scottie McW.

RobC said...

"You can't just think it and expect her to read your mind. "

Yea, that super power only comes with a gold ring on your left third finger!

LouiseF said...

Great comments today, everyone! "Can't be in the same aisle as Brandy"! Maybe that's why she's a cashier instead of stocking shelves.

2Absurd said...

"Brandy, my eyes are up here."

Anonymous said...

1) Tommy's related to Marvin. That's how he can communicate without actually speaking.

2) Of course Tommy will quit his job and try to disappear from Brandy's life. Then Iris will notice (assuming she can get her mind off that "coffee" with Zak), and of course go ask Mary what to do. Months of meddling will follow.

Regina Wolfe-Parks said...

Great comments all. Where is Nance with her bold face Haikus? Has the tedium of the dialogue make her give up? I hope not.

Tommy's going to tell her abut his criminal past and she's going to go all crazy on him, screaming "You're just like my father! I bet you beat your mother and call her a @#*&%! I never want to see you again! (Hence, Tommy changing jobs AGAIN. Perhaps he can make nice with Jerry and get his job back and FINALLY clean up that mess in the bathroom.)

When Brandy Alexander goes berserk on him, instead of thinking "Whew, I dodged a bullet with this crazy shrew", he'll get all mopey, maybe go back to Vicodin and have the Al Roker pharmacist get him back on track (again). Then Mary will give some empty platitudes to Tommy and have a meddle session with Brandy while shopping at Freda's and all will be right with the world. I can hardly wait.

fauxprof said...

These two are the most ill-assorted of any of the Worthiverse couples in recent memory. Heck, even Hannah Dingdon and her geriatric honey (whose name escapes me) had more chemistry. No wonder the aliens KitKat and I posited wouldn’t have ‘em.

Anonymous said...


As Tommy fills up his thought balloons instead of speaking, an alarmed Brandy conjures up her own thought balloon:

"Oh God no, he's going to ask me to marry him. Oh Jeez. Oh no, please please pleeeeeeze don't."

-- S. McW.