Saturday, July 28, 2018

Mary Worth 2934

Don't worry, Tommy. Brandy hates drugs, but she hates taking the bus more.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...


Has Mary moved into a basement apartment?

As others have pointed out, Mary is pretty adamant that there be no secrets in a relationship -- except when it comes to her and Dr. Jeff, of course.

Tommy makes a list of pros and cons:

Pro: If I don't tell and she finds out, she'll dump me.

Con: If I do tell her, she'll dump me.

Well, not telling her buys me more time to have a girlfriend, so secrets it is!

-- Scottie McW.

KitKat said...

Panel 1 reminds me of that old song “Silhouettes on the Shade.” Tommy’s working on his Benjamin Franklin look.

“Secrets and lies have no place in a relationship!”? Really Mary? Pot, meet kettle. Mary has a certificate from the School of Do What I Mean, Not What I Say.

fauxprof said...

Any bets on how long Mary and Tommy can bat this question back and forth over lemonade? A couple of weeks, at least. Then more weeks of Tommy thought balloons as he tries to cudgel his drug-addled brain (which wasn’t much to write home about to begin with) into a decision of some kind. Oh, the excitement of anticipation!

Regina Wolfe-Parks said...

Wanders, I was going to say the exact same thing that was in your secret message. I bet googling the name "Tommy Beedie" comes up with over a million hits.

Mary is such a hypocrite. She needs to take her own advice and tell Dr. Jeff what a "character" Ted Miller was. But like everyone has said, Mary cherrypicks what she will do and what she tells others they should do.

If I was Tommy, I'd cut my loses and find another job. His resources are kind of limited because as I recall, he said he was busted for shopping in Food Team, he was passing prescriptions in every drug store in Santa Royale...I think he should just move to NY and hang out with the homeless guy who has lost everything but his faith.

mr_darcy said...

Oh, please, please, let Brandy's last name be Kelrast.

Sandi Ego said...

Tommy is going to waffle about this for weeks until one of his old druggie buddies in Brandy's neighborhood outs him, just seconds before he was about to confess. Then Brandy will cry and Tommy will have to apologize and Brandy will say it wouldn't have mattered and this, too, will take many weeks.
Can we fast forward to a pool party?