Great comments this morning, fellow Snark Tankers.
The same size? Uh, I don't think so.
Do pet stores really sell bow ties? Bow tie collars may not sink to the level of animal cruelty, but they are certainly animal embarrassment. I'll bet all the other dogs laughed at the dear departed Bella. God, I hope she wasn't buried in that damn thing.
Next, pick up some hair dye to make Greta the same color as Bella. Beat Greta with a stick while wearing a mask of Toby (to make Greta "protective"), then go ahead and change Greta's name to Bella. Why not?
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Poor Greta. Doomed to a second hand bed and bow ties. I love how she’s sniffing at the regular collars as if to say “hint, hint old man”.
A new life. Mary is Providence. I think Saul is about to change his name to Paul.
In my experience Greta will pee all over the new bed. Oh wait...that's what a cat does. Well at least all the old dog food will be eaten up.
Ona side note, a neighbor of mine had a dachshund named Eva...Eva Gardner. I find it pleasing this one's full name might be Greta Garbo.
mr_darcy. Hahahahaha! The First letter of Paul to the Charterstonians.
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled
"Speaking Of New, Howzabout Those Tires?".
Inherit bed. New!
New new! Glad both!
Bleah, who would want to “inherit” a bed? Mary’s not pulling out her credit card; she feels she’s done more than enough.
Will this story wrap tomorrow with Bella’s floating head giving her blessing?
@Mr_Darcy at 7:42 a.m., good one!
Great comments this morning, fellow Snark Tankers.
The same size? Uh, I don't think so.
Do pet stores really sell bow ties? Bow tie collars may not sink to the level of animal cruelty, but they are certainly animal embarrassment. I'll bet all the other dogs laughed at the dear departed Bella. God, I hope she wasn't buried in that damn thing.
-- Scottie McW.
Scotty, I am at Pet Quarters. No bow tie collars. I even asked.
Bella, looking down from Doggy Heaven, says: "Saul, Saul, why do you persecute me? I thought the bow ties were OUR thing. How could you?"
Next, pick up some hair dye to make Greta the same color as Bella. Beat Greta with a stick while wearing a mask of Toby (to make Greta "protective"), then go ahead and change Greta's name to Bella. Why not?
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