Thank you for your patience this year as the Condo Board has prepared this year's nominations for the 2018 Worthy Awards. It has not been easy to select this year's nominees because there were just too many shining moments... and we had so many other priorities in life.
Your vote is essential, so please cast as many votes as you'd like. It's just that important.
Voting will be open through January 5, with the winners announced shortly thereafter, unless something more important comes along, and then who knows.
Remember that you must click the submit button for each category for your vote to be counted.
The first category is:
OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE BY AN INCONSEQUENTIAL CHARACTER
We were introduced to a number of wonderful characters of no consequence. Once introduced, they promptly returned to June Brigman's imagination from wence they sprang. (Sprung?)
The nominees are:
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| Santa Royale Gothic |
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| Claudia the Cat Woman |
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| The Widow Estelle |
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| Father Therapist |
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| George the Agent |
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| Brony |
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Our next category is:
OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE BY A FLOATING HEAD
The nominees are:
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| Iris Beedie |
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| Brandy |
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| Dawn |
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| Libby the Cat |
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| Mary Worth |
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| Father Therapist |
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| The Quadrumvirate of Abandonment |
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Our next category is:
OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE BY A GUEST CHARACTER
The nominees are:
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| Bella |
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| Brandy |
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| Greta |
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| Libby |
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| Mary's Muffins |
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| Saul Wynter |
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| Ted Miller |
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Our next categorgy is :
OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE BY A RECURRING CHARACTER
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| Dr. Jeff Cory, M.D. |
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| Mary Worth |
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| Mr. Allora |
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| Toby Cameron |
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| Tommy Beedie |
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| Wilbur Weston |
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Our next category is:
PANEL OF THE YEAR
The nominees are:
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| Old Footwear |
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| Infinite Possibilities |
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| Muffin Hat: It's funny because he assaulted her |
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| Ol' Green Eyes |
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| Screw California's Water Shortage |
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| Italian Discos are the Best Discos |
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Our next category is:
STORY OF THE YEAR
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| Mary's Muffins |
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| Wilbur Spirals into Suicidal Depression |
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| Mary Buys Tires |
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| Libby the One Eyed Cat |
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22 comments:
I read Mary Worth and I VOTE!
Thank you, Wanders! It wouldn't be the new year without the Worthy Awards. A blessed 2019 to all in the Worthiverse.
Cleveland chapter of the Worthiverse denied right to vote in the Worthies unless they have a paid subscription to the Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Missing ballots in 2018 Worthies found in basement of the Comics Curmudgeon.
Third recount in Panel of the Year proves inconclusive.
Ted Miller arrested for harassing The Cupcake Lady of Coronado; he is disqualified from consideration in the guest character category.
Former character Chin Napkin questions eligibility of Mary’s Muffins due to inconsistent size, shape, and appearance.
Fresno Pennysaver cancels Mary Worth; replaces with Henry, cites ‘more interesting dialogue’.
Meg, scandal is always good for readership. Thank you.
Great choices, Wanders. The only category missing is Nance's Haiku. Hopefully we won't need an investigation for Russian meddling in the voting process!
The ballot was confusing — and I think I voted for Pat Buchanan instead of Wilbur. An easy mistake, and probably a common one.
I'm impressed, Wanders! In a year of Turmoil, you still managed to get the Worthies off the ground. You're a man with his Priorities in order.
When do I get my "I Voted" sticker? I want to feel superior to all who don't vote.
I think Muffin Hat qualifies for panel of the decade. Is saying that considered campaigning within fifty feet of the polling place?
Another stellar production, Wanders! With all you've been doing, you must be the Emperor of Organization and Multi-Tasking! It's too bad Hugh Bonneville decided to take that New Year's Eve gig in Vienna for PBS instead of hosting the Worthy Awards, but he'll be sorry some day.
I know you've been a little busier than usual this past year, Wanders, but hey - no opening number? I am bummed! I was so hoping to see a compilation of karaoke clips sent in by the Worthiverse folks.
Wanders, the old couple gets my vote for Inconsequential Character solely on the basis of your brilliant "Santa Royale Gothic" label. But I fear that recency bias will propel Brony to victory, which would be akin to Adam Sandler winning an Oscar. It will likely be the only thing Brony ever wins.
As much as I like Ted the Character as Guest Character, I gotta go with the ubiquitous Muffins, who did Herculean work this year.
Third, for Recurring Character, I go with Mr. Allora because all the other characters are so unlikable.
Finally, there is no doubt as to the Panel of the Year.
-- Scottie McW.
Everything's upside down in the post-Joe era. The panel nominees are intentionally funny, and the stories worse than ever.
2019 Predictions: Wilbur fails at something again and Dawn ends up fighting her evil twin over their Amish farmer boyfriend, Doctor Jeff discovers he's allergic to Mary and Mr. Allora begins smothering condo residents in their sleep.
"I read Mary Worth, and I VOTE."
This should be a thing in the world. That is not the bumper sticker America needs right now, but it is the one we deserve!
Dang, I can’t believe Obama the psychologist wasn’t there.
Anything Wilbur gets my vote. That sandwich inhaling machine!
Where is my MAGA (Mary's Always Giving Advice) hat?
"Iris Head In Coffee Steam" from December 22, 2017, missed the eligibility window last year. Nevertheless, even with stiff competition -- especially from the awesome "The Quadrumvirate of Abandonment" -- "Iris Head In Coffee Steam" is still in my estimation the "worthiest" selection for 2018's "Outstanding Floating Head". So this is my write-in vote!
I think Libby is going to clean up at this year's Worthy Awards!
Muffins & Wilbur by a landslide from this reader! Libby annoying Mary could have been milked another month or three. Feel like we got gypped there. Yet I understand. Mary losing power status to a feline for such a prolonged period would understandably taint Mary's omnipotence in the long run.
I voted. Where do I pick up my I voted muffin?
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