Wednesday, January 2, 2019

Mary Worth 3036

Come on, Ian, at least offer to carry her books for her.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

What's Shaggy doing there? He should have made a a walk by back when Old Man Wynters was the story arc. "Zoinks, Scoob! Let's skip Old Man Cameron's class and head over to the commons for the all you can eat meal plan!" "Ryeah! Aw roo can eet!"

KitKat said...

Karen Moy’s New Year resolution was to discontinue boldface, thus thwarting Nance’s witty and incisive haikus.

Guy in p. 1 and Jannie look like they’re from different decades, if not planets. See, the U. of S.R. really is diverse!

Anonymous said...


So much for Ian and Toby's big night out.

Are all the males at Santa Royale Community College poorly groomed and dimwitted phone drones?

-- Scottie McW.

fauxprof said...

June has a very poor opinion of the post-adolescent college male. Zak was better groomed, but even he sported an annoying hipster 5-o’clock shadow.

Chester the Dog said...

Could her mother be....Lola Wolfson?

Yahoonski said...

I do believe that's Maynard G. Krebbs, and he's texting Doby to ask if he wants to go watch them knock down the old Endicott building.

LouiseF said...

Rather than sporting the Brony Look, I believe Brony Guy and today's twin are angling to see which one of them can actually appear to BE My Little Pony. It appears they frequent the same (lack of) barber. I'll be alarmed if either of them starts munching on a handful of grass.

Sandi Ego said...

LouiseF, the only thing that would be worse is if he participates in Pony Play. Do NOT look it up, you won't be able to unsee it. Let's just stick with Brony. And why does Jannie look like a middle schooler today? The new year is starting off creepy.

meg said...

Louise- those guys don’t munch grass- they inhale it.

Regina Wolfe-Parks said...

I think these crazy background characters are much more interesting than hearing Jannie babbling to Chinbeard about how wonderful he is.

RE: Yahoonski and RobC: I think this guy is the product of if Maynard G. Krebs and Shaggy had a love child.

LouiseF said...

meg, an insightful observation! (Me laughing loudly in my Seated Privacy Work Pod)

Nance said...

@KitKat--Or maybe she's taking pity on me.
And all of us, considering the past eleventy hundred days have been sheer hell, reading all the absurdly fawning comments coming from an ingenue named Jannie.
*Thanks for the compliments, dear. So appreciated!