"Toby, dear, why did you move the oven in front of the window? The glass is constantly fogged up and the drapes will catch on fire. Why don't we put it back in the kitchen where it belongs."
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Whoa, that's a big pot of something. How much supper does Ian eat?
I'm interested to see which one of them will speak first. If it's Ian, he'll explain what happened, and the whole incident will be over right there, save a little secret smirking by Toby. If it's Toby, she'll probably make some kind of accusation and make the whole situation worse, thus precipitating another round of hard feelings.
She’s not cooking anything. She’s parboiling Ian’s old socks. She can’t burn them because Mr. Allora has banned her from using the incinerator after the astroturf jacket incident.
Toby has a Splak and kelk loaf in the oven and a pound of linguine in the pot. She will drape the limp linguine (not even close to al dente) over the loaf before serving. Mary shared this treasured recipe with Toby when she reminded her that the way to a man's heart is through his enormous stomach.
Huh... not sure I've ever seen an oven where the oven settings are where the range top dials are supposed to be. And an oven setting with only 3 buttons (2 being left or right). I also can't be sure, but i don't think I've seen an oven with a LCD Calculator display either.
I wonder what brand that is? Worldpool? Generous Electrical? Sangsum?
@lmjb1964 - regarding your comment yesterday about the little details - you must love that the bottom left of Ian's suitcoat and his pants are today, the same color as the drapes!
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Whoa, that's a big pot of something. How much supper does Ian eat?
I'm interested to see which one of them will speak first. If it's Ian, he'll explain what happened, and the whole incident will be over right there, save a little secret smirking by Toby. If it's Toby, she'll probably make some kind of accusation and make the whole situation worse, thus precipitating another round of hard feelings.
-- Scottie McW.
What is she cooking ON THE STOVE at 350 degrees?
She’s not cooking anything. She’s parboiling Ian’s old socks. She can’t burn them because Mr. Allora has banned her from using the incinerator after the astroturf jacket incident.
Because Toby thinks the oven temperature is a clock and is trying to get dinner on the table by 4PM for Ian?
Toby has a Splak and kelk loaf in the oven and a pound of linguine in the pot. She will drape the limp linguine (not even close to al dente) over the loaf before serving. Mary shared this treasured recipe with Toby when she reminded her that the way to a man's heart is through his enormous stomach.
Huh... not sure I've ever seen an oven where the oven settings are where the range top dials are supposed to be. And an oven setting with only 3 buttons (2 being left or right).
I also can't be sure, but i don't think I've seen an oven with a LCD Calculator display either.
I wonder what brand that is? Worldpool? Generous Electrical? Sangsum?
@lmjb1964 - regarding your comment yesterday about the little details - you must love that the bottom left of Ian's suitcoat and his pants are today, the same color as the drapes!
I don't even think that's a range; I think Toby's somehow managed to bring a pot of water to boil on their washer.
Ian wears that brown suit jacket like a trash brag.
To borrow a well worn line, I haven't seen a suit so overstuffed since David Byrne stopped making sense.
These two dimwits are making a HUGE deal out of nothing.
Toby's so desperate that Ian may be straying, she has MUFFINS in the oven!
Maybe Toby is boiling Ian's pet rabbit
@Anonymous at 1:24, thank you, that made my day.
And Anonymous at 1:26 made me lol.
@lmjb1964 - you're welcome and you're welcome - yeah, both me...
@Anonymous at 1:24 and 1:26: That would make you "Anonymi."
Nyuk nyuk nyuk
-- S. McW.
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