Thursday, April 11, 2019

Mary Worth 3105

Now is when Estelle discovers that she doesn't love Arthur for his looks. It's his words. It's classic Cyrano de Bergerac.

13 comments:

Regina Wolfe-Parks said...

Estelle has a look on her face like Mary showed her a porn video of Arthur/Arther. At least Mary's holding the phone correctly.

Estelle is such a delusional numbskull, she will refuse to believe Mary's findings and will ask Arthur/Arther about the picture. "Oh that Estelle my darling. I only used that picture because I'm ashamed of my looks. That's my half brother. He's nowhere as handsome as I am. I didn't want to brag at how handsome I really am. By the way, my equipment broke down again and I'll be delayed for a year if I don't get help. Can you wire me another 10 Large-uh-I mean ten thousand dollars so we can be together in paradise my queen."

Delilah said...

It's time to cue the ominous reveal music: dun-dun-DUN!! Heh.

mr_darcy said...

Now Toby will wear a baseball cap everywhere and call herself Cameron, PI. Her husband believes it stands for Professor Ian's.

I hope Estelle contacts LE to set up a sting when Arther comes back for more. But she might decide to eat muffins with Libby and feel comfortable with her decision.

RobC said...

"In Yo Face, Estelle!" Mary does The Floss.

LouiseF said...

Possible responses from Estelle:
If that's Ivan Inghem, how do I get in touch with HIM? He's really easy on the eyes.
So, "Silver Daters" really means someone gets to date my silver?
How come you showed up here with bad news and no muffins?

Garnet said...

I salute the artist for the way Estelle is depicted in the second panel. Estelle looks like Mary showed her something unspeakably horrific.

KitKat said...

If Mary had not specified male model, would Estelle's head have exploded? That would have been cool.

Anonymous said...

From the other side the door, we hear, "What do mean YOU discovered?!

"Oh Mary, it's all so obvious now. You're jealous that I have a beautiful man and you don't, and so you're spreading lies about him. Well it's not going to work. And not that it's any of your beeswax, but I wired him another 10 large this morning. So nice try."

"But Estelle . . . "

"Good day, ma'am."

-- Scottie McW.

Nance said...

Today's Boldface Haiku is titled

"'So...I'm Really Dating...A Famous Model?! No Wonder He Couldn't Spell Arthur!'".

Discovered not.
What is it?
Profile photos
Male model
Ivan Inghem!

Anonymous said...


@Nance

Great BFH title! Reminds me of Zoolander.

"But why male models?"

"Uh, I just told you why."

-- S. McW.

LouiseF said...

Nance, along with the title (perfect!),I love the layout of your BFH. Estelle's life may be turning into chaos, but your BFH is visually alliterative and orderly.

Ian Cameron, PhD said...

I just want to say that June’s 2nd panel today is a pop art masterpiece and a totally deserving contender for Panel of The Year. It seems Mary has shoved her iPhone so firmly into Estelle’s face that her septum is mashed sideways totally obscuring her nose. More evocative art has never been seen even in Beautiful Italy!

Bill the Butcher said...

Ooh boy, Estelle is angry! Is she going to throw Mary out of her flat? Please let her throw Mary out of her flat! It's high time somebody did it!