Regret? Like going to lunch at a French restaurant at the mall?
Groveling and pleading. That’s the way to keep a man who is running away from you as hard as he can. The only way she could appear to be more desperate is to hold a spork to her jugular and threaten to end it all then and there. To which Hugo responds “Ah, ma cherie, ze suicide in France is far more elegant. You must take ze poison, and tragically waste away, or immerse yourself in ze Seine.”
@fauxprof, Dawn immersing herself in the Charterstone pool would be better than this groveling. Suck it up, Buttercup! While you’re at it, look up Jim from the Hiking Club and/or Medical Assistant Jared. Your track record with other guys is abysmal.
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled"La Vie Est Brutale; Cela Me Rappelle Dave".Visit, not for good!Me?Don't regret!Try?
Boy, Daen is dumber than a box of bricks. She she go and read the book "He's Just Not That Into You". You were a summer fling, Dopey Dawn, deal with it. Does Hugo have to hit you over the head with a baseball bat to make you understand? Maybe he should say.Ah, ma cherie Dawn, you were a fling. Ze French girls are do much better at the lovemaking. Now I shall fly away to be with my bohemian friends in the Latin Quarter of Paris and be with my seamstress love Mimi. Ah, La Boheme! Au Revoir !
Dawn, at this point, I think you'll be lucky if you can get Hugo to pay for breakfast.
"Dawn, ma cherie, you are -- how you say? -- getting on my freaking nerves."First Dawn is shocked that anyone wouldn't want to live in the U.S. Then she's shocked that Hugo doesn't want to live with her. Next she'll be shocked that she'll eventually have to work for a living, although that might be understandable since Mary and Toby and Iris and Estelle don't. -- Scottie McW.
Break out the "Game of Thrones" DVD's, Dawn, you're gonna need them. Life IS brutal.
I think I hear Mary revving up her crockpot and grating kelk for a sobfest with Dawn.
This is agonizing, like Pepe le Pew in reverse. There was one cartoon when the cat decides she likes Pepe and starts chasing HIM. Hugo is reacting exactly the same way.
Thursday"Maybe not for you." Translation: "I repel men who aren't twice my age. Even a skype lover would be a step up for me. "
Oh Dawn — it’s the model UN all over again, isn’t it?
Thursday: Boy, Dawn can't take a hint. Hugo just needs to tell her "au revoir" and run to the the passenger check in. She's into this summer romance way more than he is. Time for Mary to break out the salmon square and kelk muffins. Either that or Dawn will be singing country and western tunes in the shower.A good song for Dawn in the Charterstone Jukebox would be Lovefool by The Cardigans. The song is about a girl begging a guy to love her and he has no interest in her. Sound familiar Dawn?
Now we know why Wilbur spends so little time with Dawn. Even being on the same continent with her is too much to take.Hey Dawn, since you’re at the airport (and what a peculiar airport it is!), maybe you can catch a flight to Reality.
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