Tuesday, February 25, 2020

Mary Worth 3295


So much time since I’m a full time student. Still, I wouldn’t dream of getting a job. 

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Say what you will about Dawn, but she's the only one to do something about that bloody cowl neck sweater Mary is unwilling to remove.

HelenClark

MDMaryTed said...

Good to see Mary in full busy body mod. Oh, I'm sorry, did I make you sad by mentioning Hugo is back in Paris? Have a muffin and tell me all about it. Let me see if I can make you feel worse, there are plenty of muffins.
By the way, as a knitter I take offense with Dawn taking it up.

Regina Wolfe-Parks said...

When I saw the "scarf" in panel one, I thought Dawn had dyed Charlie Brown's shirt purple.

I'm surprised that Dawn has a skill other than mooning over some guy that's over a 1,000 miles away. I like Mary's backhanded comment about Dawn having more time.

Of course Dawn has time. She takes one class per semester and doesn't work, but her and her old man have endless income. She has the life I want.

Nance said...

Today's Boldface Haiku is titled

"In Which Mary Implies That Dawn Doesn't Have A Real Job, A Real Life, Or A Real Relationship".

Kind generous. Scarf.
Knit. Wonderful!
Recently. In progress!
More time
Boyfriend Paris...

mr_darcy said...

So glad Nance is back and OK.

I like how Dawn knitted a scarf that coordinates with the color Mary's wearing today.
Dawn: I chowe this color because that's your only outfit that doesn't hide your turkey neck. Gobble, gobble!

Mary's snide remark about Dawn having time to knit will goad her into lots of movies with Jared.

KitKat said...

“It’s a skill in progress. This scarf didn’t turn out so well, so I decided to give it to you instead of keeping it for myself.”

The big question is whether Dawn ever did that reading!

Chester the Dog said...

Mary wasted no time putting that FREE scarf on.

Downpuppy said...

Knitting is a thing, even at hoity toity universities
https://wilsoncollege.princeton.edu/events/knitflix-knitting-netflix-rgs-mary-and-sarah-jane

LouiseF said...

Those three dots after "Paris" speak volumes about Mary's attitude towards Dawn... Thanks, Nance, for including the BF punctuation!

Yahoonski said...

As Chandler Bing might say about Mary's comment: "Could she BE any more passive-aggressive?"

I guess a Southern California scarf is to be expected from somebody who generally wears a Southern California turtleneck.

MissScarlet said...

Wanders, you are partly correct. Especially among women "of a certain age". However, the scarves are typically silk.

Chester the Dog said...

That scarf must weigh ten pounds!

Michael Beaumier said...

“Enjoy your starter scarf, Mary — sorry about all the staples and razor blades, I’m just a beginner!”
“That’s fine, dear — I won’t be wearing it, since Dr. Jeff and I are into full-frontal living-on-the-same-continent nudity anyway.”

Please bear in mind that Mary and Dawn are friends.