Sunday, March 1, 2020

Mary Worth 3299

Why does Dawn continue to reminisce fondly about the good old days when she was dating a married man and screaming at Jared anytime he tried to confront her with the truth? Good times, indeed.

13 comments:

KitKat said...

Mary: “What about HUGO? Your French BOYFRIEND?”

Dawn: “WHO?”

Dawn’s having trouble remembering all kinds of things, like her trauma with Dr. Fletcher, her disdain for Jared’s attempt to set her straight, etc. Maybe her major at good ol’ U. of S. R. Community College is revisionist history. “Jared is BRILLIANT! He showed me that Star Wars parody film ON HIS PHONE! We’re OLD FRIENDS!”

Anonymous said...

Mary: What about Hugo? Your French boyfriend.

Dawn: What about him? I said Jared was brilliant. I guess I neglected to mention that he's also ugly as sin.

HelenClark

Yahoonski said...

I am suffering from MDS: Moy Derangement Syndrome.

Sandi Ego said...

Looks like the gaslighting of Jared has commenced.
Remember how much fun we had when we were dating and discussed marriage? Maybe we could rekindle our romance, Jared! Hugo? No idea who you're talking about.

Anonymous said...


"What about Hugo? Your French boyfriend?"

[Dawn gives Mary the Jack Benny look] "Thank you, Mary. I know who Hugo is."

-- Scottie McW.



mr_darcy said...

I like Mary's grin in the last panel. A new meddling victim! A chance to meddle from both sides of a relationship! If Mary plays this right, Jared or Dawn could end up behind bars. Or, better yet, both!

TimP said...

Anyone else here do a cursory search for Jean Hersey? Not much out there it seems. What an oddball quote.

Chester the Dog said...

Is Jared a Star Wars fan? I don't think we knew that...

Anonymous said...

MONDAY

And there's, Jared, laughing his head off - literally.

HelenClark

KitKat said...

I want to know the rating of Star Wars Parody Film - PG, PG-13, R? - to give an indication about that light-saber sequence. Hmmmm....

Garnet said...

Monday - How did Jared get uglier in the span of a few days?

Regina Wolfe-Parks said...

MONDAY: Jared is looking and acting like someone who needs to be committed. He is waaay too into Star Wars if he's closing his eyes during a scene in a dopey movie. If someone looked at me the way Medical Assistant Jared is looking, I would change my phone number and move immediately.

I wonder what Hugo would think of the movie. "It was okay, but we have much better Star Wars Parodies In Paris. Plus we have ze great Jerry Lewis.

katyb said...

Jared! You are awesome! There are no other "Star Wars fanatics" in the universe! Anywhere! Seriously! Not at ComicCon, or any other nerdfest!

Anyway, enjoy being Dawn's appendage (like Dave, Ned, Harlan, or the one-armed guy whose name I seriously cannot be bothered to look up.)

Also, hope you find a good chiropractor.

Sheesh.

BTW, do you know that Dawn has a boyfriend? In France? Whose name is Hugo? Just checking.