Friday, March 20, 2020

Mary Worth 3314

And just like that, Jared falls instantly in love, with CHIN NAPKIN!

23 comments:

Nance said...

Today's Boldface Haiku is titled

"Dawn And Jared Have A Meet-Eeww".

That!
Thanks...
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KitKat said...

A meet-eeew! Hahahahaha, Nance! I don’t even want to think about what that blotch (NOT a “speck,” KM) is. Yuck.

If those hands weren’t attached to arms wearing different-colored sleeves, I’d think Jared had folded his own hands together. Dawn has some kind of paws.

fauxprof said...

Chin Napkin: I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.

Regina Wolfe-Parks said...

@KitKat, I was thinking the same thing about Dawn's man hands.

Jared is such a doofus. Dawn must be really desperate if she falls for this ugly clown. But as we know, Dawn doesn't care about any flaws, just as long as they're a man. She reminds me of Miss Prissy in the Froghorn Leghorn cartoons. "A MAN!"

Regina Wolfe-Parks said...

Obviously, Dawn, Jared (and chin napkin) haven't gotten the memo about social distancing and Joe's Diner hasn't gotten Governor Newsome's order about the closing of all restaurants during this pandemic. Does KM read any newspapers to find out what's going on in the world and adjust the story accordingly? She is the most out of touch person in the world.

Anonymous said...

KitKat - I don't know what that blotch is either but I wish the colorist hadn't made it PINK! I've really got to stop reading this strip while eating breakfast.

HelenClark

Yahoonski said...

All together now, let's sing to the tune of the Four Season's "Dawn":

"Dawn, wipe this food from my chin for me."

I think it's sweet and romantic how Jared's honker seems to be diminishing while Dawn's weird flat-tipped ski jump is growing daily as if to compensate. When they finally attain equilibrium, it will be a magic moment, sort of like two hands clutching a disgusting glop-stained napkin.

Yahoonski said...

Oops. That should be "Four Seasons'"

Anonymous said...


Did I just hear violins and bluebirds?

-- Scottie McW.

P.S. Hey, all, I'm a relative newbie, so to speak, at this fine feature, and I don't get the whole chin napkin thing. I would appreciate it so much if someone would explain it to me.

KitKat said...

@Chin Napkin Groupie, where are you? You’re uniquely qualified to answer Scottie McW.’s question. I hope you didn’t abandon MW & Me because of the extended absence of Chin Napkin.

In the absence of CNG, can anyone else respond? I don’t know all the details.

Chin Napkin Groupie said...

@Scottie McW The talented and beloved Joe Giella illustrated Mary Worth prior to June Brigman. Joe Giella is synonymous with the Silver Age of comics. He was primarily an inker and spent much of his career at DC Comics where he drew every major character and worked on some of the era's most memorable covers. He also drew the Batman newspaper strip for a time. It was a joy to see his illustration of Mary Worth from 1991 until his retirement in 2016 at the age of 88. He was beloved to all Mary Worth and Me readers and I believe he was the reason many read the strip. He would wink at his readers by interjecting such things as a photo of Batman on Mary's end table. He would draw characters with four fingers. I doubt that KM even noticed. One memorable day, Uncle Joe, as we affectionately call him, introduced a white napkin, magically floating in space, without any visible means of support. Wanders nicknamed him (Yes, it is a him) Chin Napkin and a legend was born. I believe Uncle Joe read Mary Worth and Me because Chin Napkin made many more appearances and was beloved by all. When Joe retired Chin Napkin retired too. As disappointing as it may be to us all, today's napkin appears to be made of paper and has none of the regal bearing of the original. He is obviously a cheap copy. I am afraid that the real Chin Napkin shall remain a fond memory as is Uncle Joe.

Anonymous said...

Wonderfully put, Chin Napkin Groupie. And, Scottie McW., if you're in need of some great laughs, scroll down through the list of archives to "Chin Napkin". It's maybe two-thirds of the way down and you'll see for yourself why we miss Uncle Joe so much. March and May of 2010 are priceless!

HelenClark

Anonymous said...


@Groupie, thanks a lot for the very well written history lesson. I thought it might have had something to do with Ian's chin beard.

Things are clearer now, but not all the way. Did the chin napkin just float in midair at random times and places? Was it ever used as a napkin? Was its presence ever acknowledged, either implicitly or explicitly?


-- S. McW.

Chin Napkin Groupie said...

@Scottie. Chin Napkin always appeared as a functional napkin but, at times, did appear to hover in space. You can see for yourself by following Helen Clark's advice and accessing the archive.

Chin Napkin Groupie said...

Chin Napkin hanging from Mary's nose on Oct 28,2010 is another memorable panel.

Anonymous said...


Thanks Groupie and Helen. I did check the archives and now I get it. (For a while I thought you guys might have been talking about the signature box, which is another white square floating in space.)

Much obliged, my friends!

-- S. McW.

Little Nell said...

CHIN NAPKIN CHIN NAPKIN CHIN NAPKIN

Just when the hiatus had gone on for so long that one was beginning to fear _Mary Worth_ and Chin Napkin had gone their separate ways due to irreconcilable artistic differences - an amazing comeback performance that showcases the breadth of CN’s thespian talents. No wonder the two nominal leads simply can’t take their eyes off CN in panel one. Jared appears deeply awestruck while Dawn gazes upon Chin Napkin with a sultry little come-hither smile. And as for panel two, could there be any clearer sign of how the powers that be intend this tedious little plot to turn out than Chin Napkin, positively glowing with miraculous power, joining two young people’s hands together in holy Moy-approved coupledom?

Jerry Smith said...

I can't wait for the panel where Dawn tells Frenchie, "Jared and I are wildly and deeply in love! You know, like you and I used to be!"

Anonymous said...

S.McW. - You're quite welcome. Actually, I was going to suggest that you check out the archives for me - Helen Clark - as well, but I see that Wanders never bothered to assign me a label. Humph! (Although you can find me by doing a "search".)

I must say, I'm quite insulted. Especially considering that I was the Worthy Award winner for "Outstanding Performance by a Guest Character" back in 2010!

Maybe that's why KM has never resurrected my character; she doesn't know I exist! And I was so looking forward to seeing how June would draw me. Although I am really very fond of Uncle Joe, I must say his portrayal of me wasn't terribly flattering.

HelenClark

KitKat said...

I nominate October 28, 2010, with Chin Napkin hanging from Mary's nose, as Panel of the Century. (Thanks, Chin Napkin Groupie!)

Marjorine Bailey said...

Does anyone at all think this is romantic or sexy? Not just the scenario, but the characters? It's all just so, ewwwwwww.
Chin napkin must have been desperate to take this role. I picture him crumpled up in the gutter with a cheap bottle of gin, maybe in that bad part of town Mary went to once.

LouiseF said...

I think that aura around Dawn and Jared's hand is COVID-19. I'd like to ventilate this plot...

Michael Beaumier said...

I was under the impression that Chin Napkin was on tour in “Love Letters” with Shirley MacLaine — don’t laugh; it pays the bills — and so I appreciate even a lukewarm cameo appearance.

Certainly I’m not the only one concerned with Dawn’s use of the royal “we” — you are not plural, Dawn. Tony Orlando is never going to work with you. Stop it.