Saturday, April 11, 2020

Mary Worth 3336

"I begged and begged for a long distance relationship. I'd like to be there when I break up with him."

P.S. Sorry. I wrote this this morning but forgot to hit publish.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...


Eye contact isn't her thing.

-- Scottie McW.

KitKat said...

Scottie McW., eye contact isn’t anybody’s thing in the Worthiverse. For instance, Dawn spent a good portion of last week talking at Mary’s back as Mary drowned the tulips.

KitKat said...

And I’m awake at this ungodly hour because one of our cats was bored/hungry and was knocking objects off the bookcase. Happy Easter, everyone!

Regina Wolfe-Parks said...

@kitkat: my cat was doing the same at the same time. The cats must have a secret society that tells him to do this at the exact same time.

I know I'm late with this Wanders, but I thought that was a beautiful story about you and Mrs. Wanders. I'm happy that she chose you. I have one question: Did Donald ever stand under Mrs. Wanders window with a boombox?

Sunday: The quote of the week is incomprehensible. It has nothing to do with this plodding plot, unless she's going to tell one of these idiots to get lost. All I want is for Hugo to bring Babette with him to NY. Maybe she'll go to gay Paree with Wilbur's boombox, because based on Dave, she doesn't like rejection. Like father, like daughter.

KitKat said...

@Regina, our cats must be communicating telepathically! When I hit up later this a.m. I found that the culprit (Monty) also had been on the mantle disturbing Easter decorations. I have a repair job to do on one thing he knocked onto the floor. :-(

Sunday’s MW: Mike Singletary should stick to football. KM must get her quotations from a book titled “Quotations That Make You Say ‘Huh?’”

KitKat said...

got, not hit - stupid autocorrect [grumble]...

Michael Beaumier said...

Love means always have to say you’re sorry.

mr_darcy said...

Torn between two dullards
I date dummies as a rule
Dragging out this plotline
is turning readers into fools....

Hope Dawn wears a mask on the plane. Wouldn't want her fellow passengers to get the dum-dum virus.

@Kitkat, "hit up" works. I picture you singing to Monty "Gimme a break, gimme a break..."

Anonymous said...

KitKat - 5:41 a.m.? That's sleepin' in where I come from. I thought all you mid-westerners were farmers? Those cows aren't going to milk themselves, you know!

HelenClark