There is something absolutely pathological about Dawn's love life. Wow. Just, wow. Good luck, Jared. I hope you are meant to be. Probably not.
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Yeah yeah yeah, you clicked from the very beginning and before you knew it you fell for him and blah blah blah blah blah. But you still needed to go to New York for clarity.
Dawn apparently has short-term love and long-term love, like a business lender. Short-term love requires a high rate of interest that Dawn can't pay for very long. Jared will learn his relationship is based on a low rate of interest.
“Clicked from the very beginning”? Dawn, you were mean to Jared and downright contemptuous when he warned you about Dr. McSleazy. Let’s call you Delusional Dawn, or even Dishonest Dawn.
Hmmm…someone has been sneaking around Mary’s bushes listening, but was so confused and appalled by Dawn’s behavior, they drew a question mark next to Mary’s window. But who could it have been? Toby? Dr. Jeff? Wilbur, who was outside preparing to serenade Estelle again?
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Yeah yeah yeah, you clicked from the very beginning and before you knew it you fell for him and blah blah blah blah blah. But you still needed to go to New York for clarity.
Wanders, I second your "Wow."
-- Scottie McW.
Dawn apparently has short-term love and long-term love, like a business lender. Short-term love requires a high rate of interest that Dawn can't pay for very long. Jared will learn his relationship is based on a low rate of interest.
I third that “Wow” and raise you an “Oy vey.”
“Clicked from the very beginning”? Dawn, you were mean to Jared and downright contemptuous when he warned you about Dr. McSleazy. Let’s call you Delusional Dawn, or even Dishonest Dawn.
Hmmm…someone has been sneaking around Mary’s bushes listening, but was so confused and appalled by Dawn’s behavior, they drew a question mark next to Mary’s window. But who could it have been? Toby? Dr. Jeff? Wilbur, who was outside preparing to serenade Estelle again?
Wool Worth, excellent call by your eagle eye! Could that be an Easter egg of June’s?
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