Tuesday, October 6, 2020

Mary Worth 3474

Of course he's serious. That's why he gave you an onion ring as a token of his commitment.

10 comments:

fauxprof said...

Brandy and Tommy in a restaurant. Mary and Jeff in a restaurant. Same dialogue. Result: Jeff goes to Vietnam and gets sick. Mary goes to his rescue. Tommy relapses into drug use. Brandy goes to his rescue. Recovery, restaurant, rinse, repeat.

Anonymous said...

Yea Brandy, why buy the cow when you're getting the milk for free?

Nance said...

Today's Boldface Haiku is titled

"But What About Your Sales Career?".

Big. Serious?
Yeah, us!
Happy are. You?
Sure, official!

KitKat said...

Hmm, maybe Brandy is not quite as dim a bulb as I first thought.

Hey Tommy, your mom and Zak haven’t made anything official. Also, those onion rings are getting soggier by the minute.

Anonymous said...

It would help if Tommy would learn her name instead of calling her "babe" all the time...

LouiseF said...

To KitKat's point, the food on the table has become alarmingly vivid in hue, which probably means salmonella on the way. Makes sense, since this dinner has taken about 4 or 5 days at this point.

Anonymous said...


"Are you serious? Seriously, are you flippin' serious? You're not really serious, are you? You can not be serious. There's no way you're serious. . . ."

-- Scottie McW.

Jerry Smith said...

Sure, Tommy. Let's celebrate with some meth.

Anonymous said...

Josh, over at the Comics Curmudgeon, pointed out that the onion ring engagement bit was lifted from another cartoon. Who knew that KM watched the Simpsons?!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HqTpN2Yxno

Anonymous said...

Judging by the position of Babe's left arm, I think she's flicked off her engagement ring where it will be swept up with the other crud on the floor after the diner has closed for the evening.

HelenClark

BTW: I love ketchup on onion rings!