Tuesday, November 10, 2020

Mary Worth 3494

Mary's platitudes are pass alongs from her own 12-step recorvery group: Muffins anonymous. She's struggling there. She is currently sublimating muffins with banana bread, which everyone knows is a loser's game. Excuse me: Human's game.

16 comments:

KitKat said...

Tommy, your hair is a mess. Attending to that straggly mop would be step one on the road to change. Ditching your wardrobe of hoodies can be the second step. And look - Mary’s going to offer you some All Bran to start to get things moving!

Nance said...

Today's Boldface Haiku is titled

"The Evolution of Donald Trump's Thinking About The Recent Election".

Loser!
Mess, human.
Failure, learning.
First winner!

Anonymous said...


Ha haaaa! Nance, you're amazing!

-- Scottie McW.

Michael Beaumier said...

Mary knows that Tommy’s self-esteem is just clogged up. That’s why she’s getting out all All-Bran. These are gonna be muffins you eat sitting down.

Vince said...

Mary, I would like to point out that someone can be both human and a mess. I have seen the evidence.

Gina said...

Nance, you are definitely a winner.

MDMaryTed said...

Ah ha!! All Bran!! That's the secret ingredient in Mary's muffins.

Steven Take said...
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KitKat said...

Insightful commentary by Nance!

If Mary has any soggy All Bran left over, Mr. Allora can use it to patch potholes in the Charterstone parking lot.

Tim said...

Nobody at Charterstone is allowed to talk to anyone other than Mary. It's clearly the base for a brainwashed cult group. Somebody needs to do something.

Sandi Ego said...

Indoor Cannabis, Packaged Air Conditioner, and Kitchen Cabinets Online. Sure, I'll click on your scammy links lol. Maybe these are Tommy's new gigs?

Nance said...

Thanks, everyone. I just couldn't resist. ;-)

LouiseF said...

Thanks again, Nance, for your sharp eye!

Mila Kier said...

I smile when i see she looks like trump! hahaha





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