Monday, November 16, 2020

Mary Worth 3499

Okay, what? Huh? This is the Mary Worth comic strip, right? Suddenly, relationships aren't the only thing in life? What else is there, Mary? And don't say drugs.

9 comments:

Michael Beaumier said...

If drugs is off the table — and you really shouldn’t leave your drugs on the table anyway — then I vote “money and/or sex” as loveless Tommy’s new obsession/addiction. Or maybe buying Beanie Babies from eBay.

Anonymous said...


You can't go wrong throwing yourself into Star Wars collectibles.

-- Scottie McW.

Downpuppy said...

If 8 days of this twaddle isn't enough to get Tommy using again, what is?

Nance said...

Today's (thoroughly bored and disinterested) Boldface Haiku is titled

"Cue Cards For The Televangelists".

Give up
More.
Proud
Yourself.

KitKat said...

I always wonder if random punctuation on walls is June commenting. Today she’s joining the rest of us in being quizzical.

Mary’s gotten touchy-feely with Tommy. She did it last week, too. Is there a Mrs. Robinson-Benjamin vibe brewing? Will Jeff notice?

LouiseF said...

"Give up. More" Great, Nance!! I'm still trying to wrap my head around Tommy and one of the clunkiest quotations from Bruce Springsteen I have ever seen.

Steve said...

Mr. Wanders, Mary really isn't into relationships. She will go out with Dr. Jeff only to get a free meal at the Bum Boat or to have him write her prescriptions for what ever ails her. Otherwise, her only friends are alcoholic, jobless, gossipy Toby, and pathetic Wilbur

Anonymous said...

Not sure if it's been suggested already, but "I'm a Loser" by the Beatles seems apropos for the jukebox.

lmjb1964 said...

And then I went to the jukebox and saw it was already there. Well, as a friend of mine likes to say, great minds think alike, and so do ours.