Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, you're going about this all wrong. She's not convinced. You need to abduct her. Then she'll know that you're really serious.
-- Scottie McW.
P.S. When a woman and I are approaching the entrance to a grocery store at the same time, I like to smile and say, "Allow me." Then I step on the sensor mat to open the door and wait for her to walk in. (I crack me up.)
Um, Tommy? You said on Saturday that you were addicted to Brandy.
As with all non-Mary-as-a-primary Worthiverse couples, these two losers are doomed to deserve each other.
But Mary?
Tossed a muffin on stalker Ted "what a character" Miller's head, got Aldo Kelrast killed. And effectively has (word for something not nice that is done to men) Dr. Jeff.
Looks like Freda won’t let the battling babes into the store even a nanosecond before their shifts begin.
Tommy, you’re asking for trouble. Instead of asserting that you’re not an addict anymore, you might acknowledge that you are a recovering addict who’s striving to do his best one day at a time. This is what comes of going to Mary for advice. By the way, Brandy appears to think that you can read her mind. What a couple you make - sheesh.
This storyline is a great example of why so many employers forbid co-workers from dating. Will this climax in Tommy being led away in handcuffs and globules of Brandy's blood on the price scanner? Stay tuned....
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So WHY does she want to believe him? a. Get him off her back b. save her from making a harassment report at work c. Co-dependence.
Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, you're going about this all wrong. She's not convinced. You need to abduct her. Then she'll know that you're really serious.
-- Scottie McW.
P.S. When a woman and I are approaching the entrance to a grocery store at the same time, I like to smile and say, "Allow me." Then I step on the sensor mat to open the door and wait for her to walk in. (I crack me up.)
Um, Tommy? You said on Saturday that you were addicted to Brandy.
As with all non-Mary-as-a-primary Worthiverse couples, these two losers are doomed to deserve each other.
But Mary?
Tossed a muffin on stalker Ted "what a character" Miller's head, got Aldo Kelrast killed. And effectively has (word for something not nice that is done to men) Dr. Jeff.
She's a monster!
Looks like Freda won’t let the battling babes into the store even a nanosecond before their shifts begin.
Tommy, you’re asking for trouble. Instead of asserting that you’re not an addict anymore, you might acknowledge that you are a recovering addict who’s striving to do his best one day at a time. This is what comes of going to Mary for advice. By the way, Brandy appears to think that you can read her mind. What a couple you make - sheesh.
This storyline is a great example of why so many employers forbid co-workers from dating. Will this climax in Tommy being led away in handcuffs and globules of Brandy's blood on the price scanner? Stay tuned....
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