So, Saul has gone to Freda’s and bought an entire rotisserie chicken so he can mince up a leg for Greta? That, plus the matching bow ties shows a level of commitment matched only by his cluelessness about human emotions.
"Greta, it's obvious that Eve's not going to open up to me. So I'm going to assign you a little intelligence-gathering mission. The next time you see Max, I want you to innocently ask him what's going on. Then when we get back home, you can report to me."
My mother had a spoiled rotten Yorkie that she insisted wouldn't eat dog food. So she cooked him turkey or liver, cut it up into little pieces every day. On Saturdays she took him to McDonald's for a cheeseburger without the bun. The poor little dog did not fare well, because the diet wasn't ideal for a dog. I am worried about Greta, who only seems to get rotisserie chicken (green, at that).
Could it be that Moy doesn't know why Eve started crying? Hah! She's only playing for time. I think we should all start guess. Moy will be grateful for the suggestions, I'm sure.
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Saul, review past interactions for possible causes.
-Eve L
If Saul puts that chicken leg into Greta's dish, it will be she who needs urgent care.
Greta: "What the woof is that green crap in my bowl?"
HelenClark
Today's (Concerned) Boldfaced Haiku is titled
"Rudy's Notes For His Opening Remarks At The Second Impeachment".
At all!
Didn't!
Woof!
So, Saul has gone to Freda’s and bought an entire rotisserie chicken so he can mince up a leg for Greta? That, plus the matching bow ties shows a level of commitment matched only by his cluelessness about human emotions.
Since Greta’s bowl appears to contain only green crap, is Saul going to eat the carrots and chicken himself?
Mary will be more than miffed when she finds out that Saul is asking for advice from Greta instead of knocking on her door.
Nance, I nearly fell off my chair when I read your BFH title. Woof!
"Greta, it's obvious that Eve's not going to open up to me. So I'm going to assign you a little intelligence-gathering mission. The next time you see Max, I want you to innocently ask him what's going on. Then when we get back home, you can report to me."
"WOOF!!!"
-- Scottie McW.
My mother had a spoiled rotten Yorkie that she insisted wouldn't eat dog food. So she cooked him turkey or liver, cut it up into little pieces every day. On Saturdays she took him to McDonald's for a cheeseburger without the bun. The poor little dog did not fare well, because the diet wasn't ideal for a dog. I am worried about Greta, who only seems to get rotisserie chicken (green, at that).
Could it be that Moy doesn't know why Eve started crying? Hah! She's only playing for time. I think we should all start guess. Moy will be grateful for the suggestions, I'm sure.
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