My eyes have bags
I'm hanging with hags
But I've never been a low ridin' hoodlum.
My lady she's cryin'
And sniffin' and sighin'
But this other lady lays out the wisdom!
Okay, I'm gonna stop. But you don't have to.
A very special thanks to Yahoonski and Leslie for their donations to "the Santa Royale Rehabilitation Fund." I will use it to help Saul learn to freestyle.
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She wears the same scarf,
and her dog can’t say “Arf.”
I’m sick of her scammin’ —
Hand me that salmon!
Old Saul: That Eve is a real pain in the neck, all that miserable blubbering. I keep calling her to knock it off and leave me out of it, but she won't pickup.
Will Saul evolve as he confers with "Dame Ask Us"?
Take her to the mall /
Starts to bawl /
Won't say why /
Won't say hi.
Was it me? /
What'd I do?
I don't know /
Got no clue.
Won't come 'round /
Got me down /
I'm in the freeze /
Help me please.
-- Lil Scot McDub
Again with the plurals. Crying JAGS and response LAGS. Jeez, Saul. It was one freakin' time. Given the way gossip snowballs things, she'll soon be known around C-Stone as Tearful Tilly or Cryin' Chrissy or Eve whose Eyes Leak like Sieves. If Cab Calloway were still with us, he could sing about Evie the Lagger.
Great comments today, folks, but Lil Scot wins the Internets I think.
and speaking of the lady
SATURDAY
It looks like we’re not going to find out what Saul’s birthday gift is. Rats! I figure it’s something completely tone-deaf that will annoy the heck out of Mary. Harrumph!
"I don't want to pressure Eve into talking about things if she's unwilling."
"Bring her to me, Saul. A few bites of my truth salmon, and she will talk to me. They all talk to me, Saul, whether they want to or not. Summon her here. BWAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!"
-- Scottie McW.
Saul, leave Eve or Eva or whatever her name is, alone!
SUNDAY
Mary must be pleased as punch to be lumped in with a dachshund as one of the few people Saul cares about. Woof!
Ol' Saul is getting as snoopy and meddlesome as Mary herself.
-- Scottie McW.
I'm still bugged about this afternoon salmon appetizer thing. I can see preparing appetizers ahead of time if one was planning a dinner party but obviously Mary isn't because she's served the whole mess to Saul. And if she felt like cooking something that afternoon, wouldn't a batch of chocolate chip cookies (or muffins) have been more likely? And what if Saul hadn't stopped by? Would Mary have eaten all those appetizers by herself? And who the heck serves tea with salmon or any other kind of appetizers? How about a cocktail or wine? I blame that one on June and her silly Playskool tea cups. If I'd drawn that panel, Mary would have been chugging a cold PBR. Okay, I'm done...
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