Monday, April 26, 2021

Mary Worth 3626

I'm surprised Drew hasn't gotten her telephone number yet. The old Drew certainly would have. But this is the new Drew, and he's used to running into fans of his massively popular Instagram account. And he knows that his nature photography attracts a lot of creeps and he's got to be careful.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...


"The bomb"??? Sheesh!

"Yeah, your pics are totally tubular! Radically on fleek, foshizzle."

"Uh, thanks. Groovy."

-- Scottie McW.

Nance said...

Today's (IDK, Whatevs) Boldface Haiku is titled

"Pssst, MacGyver".

The bomb!...
Thanks!

KitKat said...

When I first read today’s exciting installment, I thought Drew said, “I like to manly shoot forest scenes!”

If Ashlee doesn’t take Drew’s order and attend to her other tables lickety split, she might bomb in the old way and get fired. Well shove me to the door and send me packing!

Vince said...

I'm not sure that Ashlee's behavior is appropriate in this situation.

Gina said...

That was perfection, Nance!

LouiseF said...

What a veritable bouquet of snark these last few days have been! I am so glad the gloomy, teary days of Eve and Saul are giving way to the sunny blossoms of Ashlee and Drew. Perhaps there IS a future to this strip, and she's wearing Daisy Dukes.

Anonymous said...

If KM decides to make Ashlee Jones with her Hee Haw dialog permanent, I think the strip should be renamed: Mary Cringeworthy.


HelenClark

meg said...

What would you like to eat, hon?
Oh. anything’s fine. I’ll have what the lady in back of me is having.
OK, hon, but,,,kitchen! One Paula special for booth one!
.........
What IS this?
Stick o’ fried butter, just like you ordered.

MDMaryTed said...

Get a clue Drew. Ashlee is hitting on you. But then again, Drew did say he liked to shoot mainly forest scenes and the photo he was really satisfied with before he went looking for grub was a picture of a bird on a branch....Clearly daddy got him through medical school.

Anonymous said...

Like KitKat, when I first read this I thought it said "I like to shoot manly forest scenes." Yikes ! Now on to the good grub.

Nance said...

@Gina--Thanks!

It's not been easy lately.

Anonymous said...

just a question i dont do facebook instagram etc so this waitress just saw a picture of a bird and decided to look at all his pics ? thats what people do ?