Thursday, March 31, 2022

Mary Worth 3862

Toby's uncommon mouth doesn't seem too upset about this situation. But just wait until she hits a pickup truck on the way home.

Wednesday, March 30, 2022

Tuesday, March 29, 2022

Mary Worth 3860

The faculty at SCCc really like Helen. She always plans the best surprise parties. She's super fun, and a very creative cake maker.

Monday, March 28, 2022

Mary Worth 3859

Peek-a-boo, I see you. Toby. Where did Helen come from? Did she just step out of a closet, or out of the chalkboard? I'm not sure what I'm looking at here. Did she drop down from the ceiling like Batman?

Sunday, March 27, 2022

Mary Worth 3858

I'm starting to get really annoyed! What makes Cal think he's qualified to give life advice to anyone? No matter how excellent the advice may be, he lacks the necessary credentials!

Saturday, March 26, 2022

Mary Worth 3857

Somewhere in Santa Royale, Mary's meddle-sense is tingling.

Friday, March 25, 2022

Mary Worth 3856

Many congratulation to LouiseF who had the courage to call: "Helen looking through binoculars." In honor of her victory, I've moved "One Way or Another" to the number one spot on the Charterstone Jukebox.

Thursday, March 24, 2022

Mary Worth 3855

I shouldn't be this surprised that Cal saw her go up the hill. After all: Keen eyes.

Tuesday, March 22, 2022

Mary Worth 3854

One never knows whom one is going to meet when one sets out on a nature walk by one's self. But I'm guessing Toby will be eaten by a carnivorous stone.

Friday, March 18, 2022

Mary Worth 3853

Please tell him about how you ran a red light but managed to avoid driving 70 mph into a stopped pickup truck. I was away on business and missed it.

Monday, March 14, 2022

Mary Worth 3852

HOLY CRAP! Toby is doing 74 MPH in her little Beetle! She will never stop in time!

Saturday, March 12, 2022

Mary Worth 3851

SCCc teachers AND students take pride in policing Title IX violations. So what if a few innocent victims get expelled or fired. Better that 100 innocent people are punished unfairly than one guilty person go free.

Friday, March 11, 2022

Thursday, March 10, 2022

Mary Worth 3849

I am trying to decide if Toby is deliberately acting naive to Cal's advances, or if she is just naive. Either way, I have heard no incriminating statements coming from that uncommon mouth. So, Dean Killjoy, you will just have to wait before you are able to start an expensive and frustrating search for a new adjunct professor.

Wednesday, March 9, 2022

Mary Worth 3848

I hope they do go to lunch and end up at the same restaurant that the "Ladies Who Hate Wilbur" have their lunches.

Monday, March 7, 2022

Mary Worth 3847

Skip this medium? Wait, wasn't this medium assigned by the teacher? Now she seems to be saying, "Use whatever you want." What does she think this is, "ART?"

Saturday, March 5, 2022

Friday, March 4, 2022

Mary Worth 3845

Hahahaha. Toby groans because it is such a corny joke. It is a pun. It means he wants to have an affair with his married teacher. Because Cal is a terrible person.

Thursday, March 3, 2022

Mary Worth 3844

From Funny Foreground Character, to Toby's Glory Days, there's just so much to love today. But what I love most, is Cal's continuous use of "Ms. C." It just reminds me so much of the hit ABC sitcom, Happy Days, starring Henry Winkler as the Fonz and Marion Ross as Mrs. Cunningham. Enjoy this sweet compilation video:

Wednesday, March 2, 2022

Mary Worth 3843

That's right, Cal, Toby is still cool. Back in the day, she was quite a Frisbee™ player. ...

No, I can't. I just can't. I can't go on with this chirade. My life is never going to be as perfect as the lives of my friends in Santa Royale. No matter how much I try, I just can't do it. I thought if I devoted my life to their stories, I would somehow find out who I really am. But all I have found out is that my mouth is common, my Frisbee™ skills are not cool, and my cat isn't as great as other people's dogs. Even Estelle's falling for Arthur Zero's scam did not protect me from the Send-Yourself-Money-with-Zelle scam. What's the point of it all?