Re the secret message, I bet the past doesn’t have to run fast to catch up with Ian. An easy skip would suffice.
Hold your horses, Toby. If you didn’t want to encourage Carl’s flirtations, what was the purpose of your Frisbee trash talking? Tsk tsk, stop playing fast and loose with the truth.
All of us are chomping at the bit for a juicy flashback with Ian and Helen, but remember: this is KM we’re dealing with. She’s got the hose ready to squirt cold water all over our hopes.
Ian: “Maybe Helen Moss misunderstood when she accused you of impropriety with a student?” Toby: “It feels like she’s out to get me!” I: “Who did she threaten to report you to?” T: “SCHOOL MANAGEMENT” (dramatic extreme closeup on horrified Ian cornea)
I don't think the shocked look on Ian's face has anything to do with Helen Moss. In fact, he's probably never even heard the name. I think it's more likely that Toby's chicken posole has set off a sudden and extremely embarrassing flare-up of Ian's IBS.
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Wanders, I'd like to make a recommendation for the Charterstone Juke: Elton John's "The 8%^&$ Is Back."
-- Scottie McW.
French horns:: Dumm dumm DUMM!!!
Re the secret message, I bet the past doesn’t have to run fast to catch up with Ian. An easy skip would suffice.
Hold your horses, Toby. If you didn’t want to encourage Carl’s flirtations, what was the purpose of your Frisbee trash talking? Tsk tsk, stop playing fast and loose with the truth.
All of us are chomping at the bit for a juicy flashback with Ian and Helen, but remember: this is KM we’re dealing with. She’s got the hose ready to squirt cold water all over our hopes.
Next Sunday:
Ian: “Maybe Helen Moss misunderstood when she accused you of impropriety with a student?”
Toby: “It feels like she’s out to get me!”
I: “Who did she threaten to report you to?”
T: “SCHOOL MANAGEMENT” (dramatic extreme closeup on horrified Ian cornea)
moy with a plot twist rare moy with a good plot twist impossible
I don't think the shocked look on Ian's face has anything to do with Helen Moss. In fact, he's probably never even heard the name. I think it's more likely that Toby's chicken posole has set off a sudden and extremely embarrassing flare-up of Ian's IBS.
HelenClark
Moss...Scotland...
Uh oh. I wonder if they had a torrid love affair?
Wanders may have to add a new category to the Worthy Awards next year: “Most Unsettling Use of Negative Space”
Wait a minute! Something doesn't add up here. Toby is closing up the wine bottle! It's not empty! Unbelievable!
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