I haven't been following any of the Brad Pitt trial against his wife, wait, no, I mean Johnny Depp, but when I saw this on YouTube, I did have to click...
I haven't been following any of the Brad Pitt trial against his wife, wait, no, I mean Johnny Depp, but when I saw this on YouTube, I did have to click...
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There’s no comparison. We’re talking store-bought muffins versus the lovingly crafted product of Mary’s kitchen. The store-bought are much better. I prefer cranberry-orange, myself, if you’re coming over.
Forget muffins. I’d rather have a good, real bagel with cream cheese.
If we do have to talk about Mary’s disgusting carrot ones, note that Toby appears ready to toss this one onto the floor, or maybe onto the coffee table.
Ian Cameron, a.k.a. Professor Love ‘Em and Leave ‘Em. How many other skeletons are in his academic closet?
Kilt don't wilt.
"Mary, aren't you having any muffins?"
"Nah, that batch didn't turn out so good. That's why I gave them to you."
-- Scottie McW.
Thanks for the trial video, Wanders. The minutiae that lawyers obsess over is funny.
Loved the muffin testimony video, Wanders. It immediately brought to mind Lily Tomlin's great routine about her parents discussing cake. Unfortunately, it seems to be gone from the internets.
Wanders, you have a very keen eye for spotting that fascinating video on muffin related jurisprudence. It makes Karen's prose look refreshingly streamlined and concise by comparison. We can't let her see it or we're in for a truly in depth saga about Muffin Management logistics.
Who knew? When Mary isn't volunteering her time at SANTA ROYAL COMMUNITY hospital (SRCh), she's practicing law!
HelenClark
Perhaps Mary can provide Toby with a batch of her special arsenic-laced muffins to share with Helen Moss at that next faculty potluck. Just to make sure there's no recurring memories of her time with Ian.
Well, I for one don't believe Toby's version of the past events. I think Ian whitewashed this whole thing and left out many details. Will we get to hear them? I don't know, but I've got my fingers crossed.
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