Full acting mode I say! And those Gen Z buffoons totally bought it! I mean, can you imagine thinking that I’m an affectionate husband, and that we’re actually happily married?!
(gales of repulsive laughter subside into a painful wheeze)
Now go home and cook up some more haggis posole you unusual mouth harridan.
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“Now climb into your massive tote bag, Toby, and I’ll drag you out to the car.”
"Yuk! How do those Hollywood actors do it?"
-- Scottie McW.
Full acting mode I say! And those Gen Z buffoons totally bought it! I mean, can you imagine thinking that I’m an affectionate husband, and that we’re actually happily married?!
(gales of repulsive laughter subside into a painful wheeze)
Now go home and cook up some more haggis posole you unusual mouth harridan.
Thank God we today's panel stops at Ian's belt.
Toby: You were only acting, Ian?
Ian: Yes. I'm sorry, Toby. I've never told you this, but I find your uncommon mouth to be... well, a little gross, frankly.
Toby: Oh, is that so? Well, Ian, guess what? BTW, did you ever watch Seinfeld?
HelenClark
"Now let us be off to our homestead, where I can continue my performance in this sham of a marriage!"
How slouchy Ian looks in his oversize jacket and what appear to be sagging pants. Odd proportions. I prefer him in his Astroturf blazer.
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